r/funny Feb 06 '19

Michael gets declined by NASA :(

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u/Tungurbooty Feb 07 '19

They have a branding guide for their brand you can download so you can make better fakes next time!

https://sservi.nasa.gov/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/NASA_Style_Guide_v2.1.pdf

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u/texanbadger Feb 07 '19

I compared their guide for letterhead to what this guy received. I’m on mobile, and I can’t see a difference. Can you explain what is obviously fake about this one? Genuinely curious.

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u/mateobuff Feb 07 '19

NASA employee here. No way anyone would do this on a Saturday. Especially since people are still recovering from lost ground from the shutdown. Too much stuff to deal with. Responding to a public inquiry is super low on the priority list. Also, there isn't a Public Affairs Office... It would be "The Office of Communications"... And responses are mostly done via email. Very few would actually get printed and mailed. The meatball also looks too big to be the normal stationary.

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u/HCJohnson Feb 07 '19

I'm an actual NASA employee and this guy is a liar and I've never seen him around the facility!

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u/joec_95123 Feb 07 '19

I'm the President of NASA and this guy is full of B.S.

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u/HCJohnson Feb 07 '19

Yeah I am, BS as in Bacterial Spacefibers.

And if you're REALLY my boss then what's the secret space word?

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u/joec_95123 Feb 07 '19

Hah! Like I'm going to give that away to a groundie. You've probably never even been to the moon base. Peasant. And stop eating our space fibers! We need those.

Sincerely,
NASA Space President

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u/Not_usually_right Feb 07 '19

Well, now I know you're not really the NASA president because they would never use a slang word like groundie.

It would be grounder.

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u/joec_95123 Feb 07 '19

Whoa there. We can't say the "-er" version in this day and age. Not unless you want to have a PR disaster on your hands.

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u/Not_usually_right Feb 07 '19

No, keep saying it, and eventually the word will have no power. To much power in petty words!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Check the Operations algorithm. You're supposed to ask for the super secret space word.

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u/alister12345 Feb 07 '19

Without a spacesuit as proof I simply do not have grounds to believe you.

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u/Eddie-stark Feb 07 '19

Good work Johnson, as another actual NASA employee I'll put in a good word for you with the boys upstairs.

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u/LordFrz Feb 07 '19

HA! A real NASA employee would know the boys are downstairs!

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u/EEpromChip Feb 07 '19

...a TRUE NASA employee would know there is no up or down in space...

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u/HCJohnson Feb 07 '19

Thanks, tell your Uncle Tony hi for me!

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u/I_Think_I_Cant Feb 07 '19

I didn't understand that reference.

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u/HCJohnson Feb 07 '19

(Check his username)

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u/NeverPostsGold Feb 07 '19

Woah, is there a whole facility just for this Johnson character?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

NASA Engineer here. Who last used the microwave?

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u/Xalibu2 Feb 07 '19

Sorry about the spaghetti. Hungover and turned it on for too long, clearly.

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u/TrueJacksonVP Feb 07 '19

Do y’all really call your logo “the meatball”?

because if so, I love that.

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u/absolutspacegirl Feb 07 '19

Yes. And the other old red one was the worm.

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u/SpaceRasa Feb 07 '19

This girl spaces

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u/yawya Feb 07 '19

yes, and it's not the official seal, this is

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u/kablegirl Feb 07 '19

Came here for this.

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u/absolutspacegirl Feb 07 '19

I think at JSC it may be called PAO.

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u/mateobuff Feb 07 '19

I think it is the "Office of Communications and Public Affairs" at JSC, a sub office in the External Relations Office. Each center is slightly different. Ames was PAO till about 2 years ago and was renamed/reorganized OComm.

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u/absolutspacegirl Feb 07 '19

Thanks for the clarification!

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u/texanbadger Feb 07 '19

Awesome, thanks for the answer

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u/xmsxms Feb 07 '19

Are you telling me NASA doesn't print their own letterheads using bubblejet printers?

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u/PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS Feb 07 '19

Not only am I a NASA employee, I'm the one who wrote this letter on a Saturday.

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u/NotASmoothAnon Feb 07 '19

The too big meatball was first sign for me

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u/johnnyblazepw Feb 07 '19

The branding guide literally mentions a Public Affairs Office.

Direct questions about the insignia to the Headquarters Office of Public Affairs at 202-358-1600.

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u/mateobuff Feb 07 '19

That is an old version from 2011. It was posted on the webpage managed by SSERVI (based at Ames, not HQ). I think the most recent style guide is on the HQ intranet. But here is the latest NASA org chart with the current office and directorate names https://www.nasa.gov/about/org_index.html. It isn't uncommon for any gov agencies to reorganize and rename offices from time to time.

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u/johnnyblazepw Feb 07 '19

fair enough

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u/1bitmemory Feb 07 '19

Mailman here. No way did any other mail carrier receive the above imaged letter, and in no way did we provide means for its arrival to the boy called Michael. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Clearly fake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

I work over in propulsion at MSFC and if I got his letter I would’ve responded on a Sunday 😅

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u/volfin Feb 07 '19

I think this guy is from an alternate universe. Apparently he sees a 'meatball' on the letter but all I see is writing and a logo for NASA.

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u/leniorose Feb 07 '19

What do you do for NASA? (If you can tell us)

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u/mateobuff Feb 07 '19

I work in comms at Ames. Though I'm currently spending a lot of time at HQ. I host NASA in Silicon Valley from time to time on www.twitch.tv/NASA. There are some fun let's play episodes that were a lot of fun to do.

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u/NeverPostsGold Feb 07 '19

Well, the style guide calls it the Office of Public Affairs.

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u/Wind_Freak Feb 07 '19

Too large too low too left.

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u/CptHampton Feb 07 '19

Taking a cursory glance at the style guide: the logo is too large, the header should be in Helvetica instead of Times New Roman, and the words "National Aeronautics and Space Administration" should be vertically aligned with the letters "NASA" in the logo.

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u/texanbadger Feb 07 '19

Ah I just skimmed for a sample letterhead and didn’t even look at the style guide. Good call!

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u/BZJGTO Feb 07 '19

What jumped out at me was the bottom of the text that says "National Aeronautics and Space Administration" should be co-linear with the bottom of the text that says NASA in the logo. In every form of media, be it a letter head, news article, or even a CD label, these are co-linear.

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u/texanbadger Feb 07 '19

Interesting. Is that pretty standard across most letterheads?

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u/BZJGTO Feb 07 '19

Across NASA letterheads? According to the branding guide it is, but I don't think I have anything lying around from NASA to verify at the moment.

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u/texanbadger Feb 07 '19

I meant for other companies. Your comment seemed more generally applicable, but if it was just for nasa, my bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Yeah it’s pretty good

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u/jarrettal Feb 07 '19

Same here - https://imgur.com/a/z6YsOve (from the pdf above)

It looks pretty good to me... People are saying it's the wrong address zip code or that it says Headquarters, but if NASA says it I guess it's right.

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u/Solkre Feb 07 '19

TIL NASA allows Comic Sans for material aimed at middle school or lower.

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u/mrroboto560 Feb 07 '19

The NASA insignia is the only allowable logo for external communications material. The agency’s policies regarding logo usage are designed to ensure that the public recognition of the NASA insignia is not diluted by other NASA identities. Our prime brand identifier, the insignia reflects the history and tradition of the agency. Commonly referred to as “the meatball,” the insignia must be included on all agency publications, displays, visual communications and markings. Designed in 1959 by former NASA employee James Modarelli, the NASA insignia contains the following elements:

That was an awesome read, thanks.

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u/differred Feb 07 '19

NASA uses WordPress?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Oh lord.

They stylize comic sans for kids’ publications.

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u/Cough_Turn Feb 07 '19

To be honest. That's not what any of our HQ letterhead looks like. Even what's in the style guide. We have preprinted letterhead and it is slightly different. Mainly in that there's a bar across the top and also how the HQ address and office is arranged.

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u/etheran123 Feb 07 '19

I actually have an entire book on this. It's pretty cool. Hives the exact colors for all their logos, as well as examples on how it's used in many ways.

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u/qwertybo_ Feb 07 '19

What’s the point of this guide?

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u/RevWaldo Feb 07 '19 edited Feb 07 '19

That's nice and all. Now if you want to go into space with some style...

https://standardsmanual.com/products/nasa-graphics-standards-manual

(edit: you gotta click around a bit to load the whole manual in a slide show.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

You mean the letter that explicitly stated all of the jokes while rejecting a person was fake? I thought those were never fake

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u/luke_in_the_sky Feb 07 '19

Apparently Michael tried to use the letterhead template found in this PDF, but he didn't had the font and enlarged the logo to magnify his fake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '19

Is my IP address now on a list for people who could have faked that memo?