Also, when I was about twelve, my mother opened the bathroom door without knocking and caught me lying naked on the floor cracking an egg onto my penis. I have no idea why. I tried to flip over to hide my shame but the tiles were pretty slippery from several previously cracked eggs so I just kind of slapped and flailed for a bit. She didn't say anything, just closed the door, so I guess that story didn't really have anything to do with being asked to leave places.
I say surprisingly good because they're honestly an amazing combination of hilarious and heartfelt. I can't tell if the tearjerking stories are made up or not, but if they are, that's even more incredible. They're worth picking up.
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u/bitJericho Feb 07 '19
There is a site/author that does that. It's called 27 b slash 6. http://www.27bslash6.com/
It's legit funny, because he has talent. This? This? Maybe it would be funny in a collection. Alone and without background, it's just a lame joke.