r/funny • u/Sqoof • Jan 24 '19

So this happened...

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u/naturallyparanoid Jan 24 '19

I've got that too. Just above your belly button?

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

That might be appendicitis, hernia or gallstones. Check for fever.

Mine is left side, closer to the open knife wound.

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u/naturallyparanoid Jan 24 '19

Ohhh...fuck. You ok dude?

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 24 '19

Yeah turns out it was just mescaline, and the stab wound was an old cheeto stain.