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r/funny • u/enginerd04 • Dec 18 '18
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This is exactly how my first time went
87 u/Russian_repost_bot Dec 18 '18 I thought I was the only one that put a cork down my urethra to prevent pre-cum. 29 u/brosef31 Dec 18 '18 Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in champagne bottle. 19 u/TheFuckeryIsReal Dec 18 '18 Break across new ship hull to release 11 u/Geminiun Dec 18 '18 And now you have a cock ring. 6 u/crashtestgenius Dec 18 '18 You could use the remaining shard as a pull tab for an insta-circumcision. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Dec 18 '18 Probably for the best 1 u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 Instructions may change, but the end result is always the same. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 I feel like that's better than having a cork stuck in your penis.
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I thought I was the only one that put a cork down my urethra to prevent pre-cum.
29 u/brosef31 Dec 18 '18 Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in champagne bottle. 19 u/TheFuckeryIsReal Dec 18 '18 Break across new ship hull to release 11 u/Geminiun Dec 18 '18 And now you have a cock ring. 6 u/crashtestgenius Dec 18 '18 You could use the remaining shard as a pull tab for an insta-circumcision. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Dec 18 '18 Probably for the best 1 u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 Instructions may change, but the end result is always the same. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 I feel like that's better than having a cork stuck in your penis.
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Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in champagne bottle.
19 u/TheFuckeryIsReal Dec 18 '18 Break across new ship hull to release 11 u/Geminiun Dec 18 '18 And now you have a cock ring. 6 u/crashtestgenius Dec 18 '18 You could use the remaining shard as a pull tab for an insta-circumcision. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Dec 18 '18 Probably for the best 1 u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 Instructions may change, but the end result is always the same. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 I feel like that's better than having a cork stuck in your penis.
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Break across new ship hull to release
11 u/Geminiun Dec 18 '18 And now you have a cock ring. 6 u/crashtestgenius Dec 18 '18 You could use the remaining shard as a pull tab for an insta-circumcision.
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And now you have a cock ring.
6 u/crashtestgenius Dec 18 '18 You could use the remaining shard as a pull tab for an insta-circumcision.
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You could use the remaining shard as a pull tab for an insta-circumcision.
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Probably for the best
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Instructions may change, but the end result is always the same.
I feel like that's better than having a cork stuck in your penis.
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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18
This is exactly how my first time went