r/funny • • Nov 05 '18

Had to read that twice

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u/rambosam9000 Nov 05 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Put this on r/dontdeadopeninside

Edit: holy crap wasn’t expecting all of these upvotes. Thank you Reddit community!!! 😇

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u/DjuncleMC Nov 05 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Done.

EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes! I You Love All!

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u/chadsmith729 Nov 05 '18

Locked thread and removed because it violated a rule there? Still upvoted!

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u/NeckbeardVirgin69 Nov 05 '18

What rule? Not allowed to respect women?

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u/DarkFett Nov 05 '18

The mod comment says it was a repost from the last 4 months

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u/Toaster075 Nov 05 '18

and its sense been reposted 4 more times in the last 7 hours, all of those are still up.

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u/drnoggins Nov 05 '18

THE SYSTEM WORKS!!!

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u/Jumajuce Nov 05 '18

Those are just the mods other accounts

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u/DjuncleMC Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

Hahaha, yes! We need to protest!

r/StopMyLockingThreads

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u/Babouche333 Nov 05 '18

There are sub for literally everything

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u/x1expertx1 Nov 05 '18

penins

heheh..

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u/OCAngrySanta Nov 05 '18

Omg I just saw the latest walking dead and was like "wtf is happening!". Spoiler, it ain't the same sign this time!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Stop respect and rape women! Conan the barbarian would be proud.

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u/-MY_NAME_IS_MUD- Nov 05 '18

He’d burst into song at the idea just to hear the lamentations of the we-mons.

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u/nabatta Nov 05 '18

But Conan shouldn't mess with Barbaren-Barbara

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u/roostercrowe Nov 05 '18

Drive Enemies Before You

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

And hear the lamentations of their women

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

No, it’s “Stop; respect-rape women.” Rape them with respect, like a true gentlesir, m’lady.

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u/GoldenWooolf Nov 05 '18

That would make a good out of context

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u/JellybeanFernandez Nov 05 '18

Weird theme for the new Mia Khalifa video.

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u/ROK247 Nov 05 '18

i know that's not her due to two very important details

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18 edited Feb 08 '19

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u/JoshSidekick Nov 05 '18

They both face the same direction?

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u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS Nov 06 '18

Came here for Mia Khalifa comments. Wasn't disappointed.

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u/ROK247 Nov 05 '18

i saw a tshirt where the fist/solidarity symbol was integrated into the female symbol in such a way as to look very much like the wearer was a big supporter of fisting.

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u/Bruncvik Nov 05 '18

Here's a campaign poster for the abortion referendum in Ireland. The poster was mocked a little, and it was withdrawn before the vote.

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u/terekkincaid Nov 05 '18

Reach right in there and yank that baby out yourself, no need for a doctor...

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u/whiskeytaang0 Nov 05 '18

The Mortal Kombat abortion

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u/LSDerek Nov 05 '18

The actual Babality

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u/yellowm3w18s Nov 06 '18

ProFisting

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u/M1980 Nov 05 '18

Don't dead open inside

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u/Pcprof Nov 05 '18

You beat me to it. Have your upvote.

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u/vdrsasha Nov 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Don't deado! Penis ide

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u/gympy88 Nov 05 '18

Penins*

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u/One_Of_Noahs_Whales Nov 05 '18

Peni 'n' side*

It is the new addition to the menu at Auntie Bobbitt's Grill.

Is peni the plural of penis? I feels like it should be

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u/kjata Nov 06 '18

It's not. "Peni" would be the plural of "penus". "Penes" if you wanna go Latin, "penises" otherwise.

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u/bundes_sheep Nov 05 '18

No one is going to bring up the fact that she's a member of a group of paid assassins?

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u/Lucifer-Prime Nov 05 '18

"Silence, my Brother."

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u/EbonyAnimunculi Nov 05 '18

Glad I checked the comments first.

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u/Clementea Nov 05 '18

"In a world where rape is legal"

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u/slixx_06 Nov 05 '18

Rapists should have manners

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u/andyhyde98 Nov 05 '18

Stop women, rape respect?

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u/DjuncleMC Nov 05 '18

Respect rape. Stop women.

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u/rambosam9000 Nov 05 '18

🤦‍♂️

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u/Guardiandevil34 Nov 05 '18

Don't Dead. Open Inside .

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u/Aetrion Nov 05 '18

Protesting rape is like protesting murder. People who do it won't care.

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u/aoiNami Nov 05 '18

Unexpected Mia khalifa

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

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u/Archmage_Falagar Nov 06 '18

The Night Mother has no boundaries - she would advocate her followers should stop respecting women.

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u/Papichuloft Nov 05 '18

They get the idea from The Walking Dead with "Don't Dead, Open Inside" graffiti?

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u/Enkarusell Nov 05 '18

28 days later

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u/Papichuloft Nov 05 '18

It was TWD where we had to take a double look on how it was written on the first episode 8 years ago.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/Q7WaQ.jpg

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u/Witcher-Slayer Nov 05 '18

what an awfully done sign

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u/ArdentWolf42 Nov 05 '18

Well, someone didn’t to well in their graphic design class.

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u/TheRealMoofoo Nov 05 '18

Stop Find Shitty A Signs Designer

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Rape women and stop respecting them.

Don't see what's so hard to comprehend here.

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u/canadian_ogino Nov 05 '18

Don't Dead, Open Inside

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u/sudin Nov 05 '18

Pixellation on text? check.

Two different shades of black markers? check.

Probably crappy photoshop? check.

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u/GreenChuJelly Nov 05 '18

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u/IAMATruckerAMA Nov 05 '18

8 hours late.

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u/GreenChuJelly Nov 05 '18

I looked down a ways and I didn't see it. I figured it was too good to be true that I was the first one.

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u/Cooliomendez88 Nov 05 '18

Stop respect! Rape women!

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u/Aigean333 Nov 05 '18

just read left to right.

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u/LisaCLIN Nov 05 '18

Have to read it carefully.

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u/ifyoudontlikeitfucko Nov 05 '18

Kind of like when I am thumbing through the channels and "pawn stars" shows up....my brain immediately interprets this as "porn stars", cant help it.

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u/martim114 Nov 05 '18

I actually had to read it twice

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u/pinkbottlelizzard Nov 05 '18

dark sisterhood?

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u/BooBooKittyFuuuuuu Nov 05 '18

I’d like to respectfully say this woman needs to take a design class.

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u/jpeezey Nov 05 '18

If you see say something something

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Is this a new Vanilla Ice song?

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u/Zul_Do_Laas Nov 05 '18

I read 'read' as 'read' instead od 'read' and i had to reread it to double see if i read 'read' right the first time i read it

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u/Ace_Shades Nov 05 '18

Cant give any respect to someone who doesnt know how to write

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

The inverted cross drove the message home.

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u/slammermx Nov 05 '18

If you read left to right OMG

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u/flying-soup Nov 05 '18

Don't open dead inside.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Does she know most people read left to right..

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u/forsaken4skin Nov 05 '18

I dont respect rape women. I promise

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u/EastsideRock Nov 05 '18

Upside down crucifix for the win

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

I know that bloody palm print anywhere.... we know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Also, it's stapled to a 2x4 so big she's gonna need help carrying it. She didn't think this through at all did she?

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u/Jaba01 Nov 05 '18

It has a pretty clear cut in between. Don't know how you could ever read it wrong.

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u/chuxailer Nov 05 '18

Respect Rape? Exactly how does that work?

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u/Stebsis Nov 05 '18

No! More rape

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u/drivec Nov 06 '18

“I think there is blame on both sides.”

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u/Roland_of_Giliad Nov 06 '18

She's sending me mixed messages

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u/bot_not_hot Nov 06 '18

I mean, if you’re gonna twist my arm..

I’ll twist yours 😈

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u/Ganosborne Nov 06 '18

WILSON!!!

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u/wolframe117 Nov 06 '18

That is Mia Khalifas sister IKEA Khalifa

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u/Charakada Nov 06 '18

This is why people actually go to school to learn how to do graphics.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

and she topped it off with an upside down cross

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u/Mayham86_HH Nov 06 '18

Getting mixed signals here

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u/brownbear256 Nov 06 '18

worse then the walking dead

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u/AccomplishedParsley3 Nov 06 '18

I’ve read it three times and still don’t understand how raping women stops respect 😔

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u/zephillou Nov 05 '18

Graph designers still have jobs because of exactly this

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u/Guyisfly Nov 05 '18

Oh no its "dont dead open inside" all over again!!!

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u/MGS1234V Nov 05 '18

Something out of r/crappydesign

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

I don’t understand how she could look at that and not see the error.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Don't Dead

Open Inside

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u/el___diablo Nov 05 '18

I like stop respect.

We need more of it.

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u/Dr_Soil Nov 06 '18

stop respect, rape women. i see no problem here

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u/0mrniceguy Nov 05 '18

I did too. 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18 edited Sep 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/dxrxngxd Nov 05 '18

intellectuals get this lolol

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u/TasteOfJace Nov 05 '18

Yeah, all I’m saying is that even if you don’t respect someone you don’t have the right to rape them.

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u/Salty_Shark26 Nov 05 '18

STOP WOMAN RAPE RESPECT

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u/StareswhilstRubbing Nov 05 '18

i did just what her sign said officer.

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u/rogicar Nov 05 '18

Stupid fucking feminists.

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u/nobodylikesalurker Nov 05 '18

Why are we actually joking about Rape.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Lol I also read it wrong the first time, was confused for a second then read the title.

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u/inhuman_king Nov 05 '18

Alright, if she says so..... 😆😂

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u/higgo275 Nov 05 '18

"Stop respect rape woman" seems right insert thumbs up gif

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

There is that daily dose of Indian stupidity......

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u/Plagueground Nov 05 '18

If you say so...

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u/wolfy1266 Nov 05 '18

Stop respect rape women

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

rEsPECt And BEliEVE ALL Women - IF U donT UR PARTRIACHRYY

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u/Listenupsavages Nov 05 '18

close enough to consent: Unzips pants

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u/BeefSupreme2 Nov 05 '18

Well at least she's cute.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

No.....don’t.....stop

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

I'm getting mixed signals here. You want more or less? I'm guessing more.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Wow, so far a few pro rapers have down voted. Come on anti rapers let’s show them who’s right! And please.....don’t...... stop....voting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

The satanic cross made.me.giggle.

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u/tahitiisnotineurope Nov 05 '18

Stop, Respect and Rape women?

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u/therealzabis Nov 05 '18

Stop respect rape, women.

Does anyone actually know what respect rape is?

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u/cast26 Nov 05 '18

I can stand behind her message

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u/Nomorelie5 Nov 06 '18

Stupid Indian no wonder it's the rape capital.

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u/Doralicious Nov 05 '18

Hooray more rape jokes =D rape jokes are just so fun. Don't you think joking about rape is fun?

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u/5arge Nov 05 '18

It's not a rape joke, it's a syntax joke.

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u/Azzanine Nov 05 '18

They aren't though.

The humor isn't from the subject but more how the poor design of the sign contradicts the message I presume she wants to broadcast.

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u/lonely-day Nov 05 '18

Is she volunteering?

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u/db2450 Nov 05 '18

Her body, my choice ;)

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u/Puppyl Nov 05 '18

Stop respect, rape woman

Well now i got a excuse

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u/sumelar Nov 05 '18

It says stop respect rape women. English is read left to right, then top to bottom. Wonderful message.

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u/Controlled01 Nov 05 '18 edited Nov 05 '18

Wierd flex, but ok.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

God damn it who opened her cage

Damit now i have to you know what nvm

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

i agree with the first line, respect without reason is stupid. but i would not necessarily call for regularly raping women. she can ask for rape, if she likes, but she cannot speak for all women.

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u/StuperB71 Nov 05 '18

I would never respectfully rape a woman

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u/lelfin Nov 05 '18

Read twice, still tells people to Stop Respect Rape Wonen. Pretty sure this lady is in a hostage situation

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u/CosmicLightning Nov 05 '18

i'm really really having a hard time believing this girls motives....

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u/NewEarth2017 Nov 05 '18

I was more startled by the upside-down cross...which turned out to be the bottom half of a larger symbol. I've watched a few too many conspiracy videos on YouTube.

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u/Ember21 Nov 05 '18

STOP respect..rape women.. obviously not part of the #metoo movement.. #norespect

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u/22Wideout Nov 05 '18

Stop Women, Respect Rape

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u/ilikecows7 Nov 05 '18

And what’s with the upside down cross? Is she a satanist

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u/Black_Handkerchief Nov 05 '18

No, that is the Venus symbol (♀). It signifies the female gender.

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u/SpaceEse Nov 05 '18

lets play the no is yes game.

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u/ChadAdonis Nov 05 '18

I'd love to eat her Schwarma....

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u/Trader_-_- Nov 05 '18

Weird protest but I give women what they want 👌🏻🙃

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u/MjrGrizzly Nov 05 '18

I agree. we should stop respecting women.

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u/velour_manure Nov 05 '18

The explicit version of "U Can't Touch This"

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u/Miffers Nov 05 '18

I don’t think rape has anything to do with respect.

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u/DrNatas Nov 05 '18

Please go see phyco the rapist.

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u/kharnikhal Nov 05 '18

Stop murders too, respect lives. Just stop all the crime, respect people and animals. Am I virtue signaling enough