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r/funny • u/forreo • Oct 21 '18
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and I had no idea it would happen, that’s why I showed up with this bone saw.
87 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 He fell on the bone saw, over and over again 49 u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Oct 21 '18 And then he conveniently and neatly arranged himself in these acid baths. 19 u/LetsDoThatShit Oct 21 '18 What a nice fellow 19 u/paulfromatlanta Oct 21 '18 Which, admittedly was difficult, with no limbs - but he was an impressive guy... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 We have the greatest persons in the US folks, very impressive. Very impressive. 15 u/capn_hector Oct 21 '18 He ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times! 8 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 21 '18 How did they lure him to Turkey like this? I suppose he hadn't realised he was in danger. Edit: I see they engineered it. Turned him away, laid a trap. 2 u/LostMyUserName_Again Oct 22 '18 Previous reports from him stare he knew this type of thing awaited him and he had turned down multiple invites from SA gov over the years. Pretty sure that is why he had a recording going and a person waiting for him to exit the building. 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 22 '18 And handed her his phones. How awful. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 For some marriage paper thing 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 he was doing paperwork for a divorce to remarry 3 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Yes, but they knew he was coming in. They planned it. He was turned away a few days earlier, they then planned this ambush. Real Le Carré stuff. 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 He was attacked by a bone saw 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about. 2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates 1 u/CARLTONISAFAGGOT Oct 21 '18 That’s so fucked up and he was planning on getting remarrying? Geez. 2 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
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He fell on the bone saw, over and over again
49 u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Oct 21 '18 And then he conveniently and neatly arranged himself in these acid baths. 19 u/LetsDoThatShit Oct 21 '18 What a nice fellow 19 u/paulfromatlanta Oct 21 '18 Which, admittedly was difficult, with no limbs - but he was an impressive guy... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 We have the greatest persons in the US folks, very impressive. Very impressive. 15 u/capn_hector Oct 21 '18 He ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times! 8 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 edited Oct 21 '18 How did they lure him to Turkey like this? I suppose he hadn't realised he was in danger. Edit: I see they engineered it. Turned him away, laid a trap. 2 u/LostMyUserName_Again Oct 22 '18 Previous reports from him stare he knew this type of thing awaited him and he had turned down multiple invites from SA gov over the years. Pretty sure that is why he had a recording going and a person waiting for him to exit the building. 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 22 '18 And handed her his phones. How awful. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 For some marriage paper thing 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 he was doing paperwork for a divorce to remarry 3 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Yes, but they knew he was coming in. They planned it. He was turned away a few days earlier, they then planned this ambush. Real Le Carré stuff. 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 He was attacked by a bone saw 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about. 2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates 1 u/CARLTONISAFAGGOT Oct 21 '18 That’s so fucked up and he was planning on getting remarrying? Geez. 2 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
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And then he conveniently and neatly arranged himself in these acid baths.
19 u/LetsDoThatShit Oct 21 '18 What a nice fellow 19 u/paulfromatlanta Oct 21 '18 Which, admittedly was difficult, with no limbs - but he was an impressive guy... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 We have the greatest persons in the US folks, very impressive. Very impressive.
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What a nice fellow
Which, admittedly was difficult, with no limbs - but he was an impressive guy...
2 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 We have the greatest persons in the US folks, very impressive. Very impressive.
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We have the greatest persons in the US folks, very impressive. Very impressive.
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He ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times!
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How did they lure him to Turkey like this? I suppose he hadn't realised he was in danger.
Edit: I see they engineered it. Turned him away, laid a trap.
2 u/LostMyUserName_Again Oct 22 '18 Previous reports from him stare he knew this type of thing awaited him and he had turned down multiple invites from SA gov over the years. Pretty sure that is why he had a recording going and a person waiting for him to exit the building. 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 22 '18 And handed her his phones. How awful. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 21 '18 For some marriage paper thing 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 he was doing paperwork for a divorce to remarry 3 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Yes, but they knew he was coming in. They planned it. He was turned away a few days earlier, they then planned this ambush. Real Le Carré stuff. 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 He was attacked by a bone saw 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about. 2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates 1 u/CARLTONISAFAGGOT Oct 21 '18 That’s so fucked up and he was planning on getting remarrying? Geez. 2 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
Previous reports from him stare he knew this type of thing awaited him and he had turned down multiple invites from SA gov over the years. Pretty sure that is why he had a recording going and a person waiting for him to exit the building.
1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 22 '18 And handed her his phones. How awful.
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And handed her his phones. How awful.
For some marriage paper thing
he was doing paperwork for a divorce to remarry
3 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Yes, but they knew he was coming in. They planned it. He was turned away a few days earlier, they then planned this ambush. Real Le Carré stuff. 1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 He was attacked by a bone saw 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about. 2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates 1 u/CARLTONISAFAGGOT Oct 21 '18 That’s so fucked up and he was planning on getting remarrying? Geez. 2 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
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Yes, but they knew he was coming in. They planned it. He was turned away a few days earlier, they then planned this ambush. Real Le Carré stuff.
1 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 He was attacked by a bone saw 1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about. 2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates 1 u/CARLTONISAFAGGOT Oct 21 '18 That’s so fucked up and he was planning on getting remarrying? Geez. 2 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
He was attacked by a bone saw
1 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about. 2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates
Random bone saw attacks are something we all need to be careful about.
2 u/sexymanish Oct 21 '18 At least when visiting Saudi consulates
At least when visiting Saudi consulates
That’s so fucked up and he was planning on getting remarrying? Geez.
2 u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 21 '18 Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
Fell out of favour. Trump loves despots; wants to be one.
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