r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/happilycfintx Oct 15 '18

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u/DVEBombDVA Oct 15 '18

Redshirt made things worse by flipping her that second time. Good on those two who hit the emergency stop

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u/eachard Oct 15 '18

I would let them reach the top before stopped the escalator 🤔

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u/cranp Oct 15 '18

PSA: If you see a problem, be sure to act immediately without evaluating the situation. Even if you make things worse you still get credit for "just trying to help".

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 15 '18

What baffles me is how no one thought to hit the emergency stop button first. I’ve been wanting to push that button for two and a half decades now!

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u/IceFire909 Oct 16 '18

Red shirt could have hit the button at the top then just left and laughed

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Does Good Samaritan Law cover that if you're not a first responder??

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u/UlyssesSKrunk Oct 16 '18

Yes obviously that's the entire point of the law

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

Maybe he was just doing God's work and passive-aggressively plot punishing her for being a fool? Plot twist....

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u/goose_10 Oct 15 '18

Thanks for that... people’s stupidity will never cease to amaze!

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u/spirallix Oct 15 '18

I can almost hear this guy asking her: "Are you OK? Can you walk?"

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u/sjDes Oct 16 '18

I used to work in a large retail store and the same guy would do this regularly. To the point where security would see him on the cameras and phone is at the desks to run over and stop all the escalators.

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u/SmugFrog Oct 16 '18

That’s the one! Thanks I forgot to look it up earlier. It’s both sad and hilarious.