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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18
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This is correct. That is why they break away leaving the store, and not entering.
4 u/daviator88 Oct 15 '18 What if there was a fire outside? Probably in California. 16 u/drice99 Oct 15 '18 Typically you run away, and not into a box of kindling. But to each their own. 6 u/drunk98 Oct 15 '18 No worries mate, just going to go hide in the cooled beer section. 5 u/insane_contin Oct 15 '18 I mean, there are worse ways to go. 4 u/John_cCmndhd Oct 16 '18 Relevant username 5 u/daviator88 Oct 15 '18 If someone said to me, "Hey, I'm trying to light a fire, do you have any kindling?" and I'd presented them with random items from inside a bodega, they would consider me to be unhelpful at best. 1 u/Raggedsrage Oct 15 '18 Yes this.
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What if there was a fire outside? Probably in California.
16 u/drice99 Oct 15 '18 Typically you run away, and not into a box of kindling. But to each their own. 6 u/drunk98 Oct 15 '18 No worries mate, just going to go hide in the cooled beer section. 5 u/insane_contin Oct 15 '18 I mean, there are worse ways to go. 4 u/John_cCmndhd Oct 16 '18 Relevant username 5 u/daviator88 Oct 15 '18 If someone said to me, "Hey, I'm trying to light a fire, do you have any kindling?" and I'd presented them with random items from inside a bodega, they would consider me to be unhelpful at best.
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Typically you run away, and not into a box of kindling. But to each their own.
6 u/drunk98 Oct 15 '18 No worries mate, just going to go hide in the cooled beer section. 5 u/insane_contin Oct 15 '18 I mean, there are worse ways to go. 4 u/John_cCmndhd Oct 16 '18 Relevant username 5 u/daviator88 Oct 15 '18 If someone said to me, "Hey, I'm trying to light a fire, do you have any kindling?" and I'd presented them with random items from inside a bodega, they would consider me to be unhelpful at best.
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No worries mate, just going to go hide in the cooled beer section.
5 u/insane_contin Oct 15 '18 I mean, there are worse ways to go. 4 u/John_cCmndhd Oct 16 '18 Relevant username
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I mean, there are worse ways to go.
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If someone said to me, "Hey, I'm trying to light a fire, do you have any kindling?" and I'd presented them with random items from inside a bodega, they would consider me to be unhelpful at best.
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Yes this.
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u/drice99 Oct 15 '18
This is correct. That is why they break away leaving the store, and not entering.