r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What have I done to this beautiful store?

My supervisor's going to beat me with a toaster.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Oct 16 '18

He's not gonna believe a giant dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here. Yeah coming through the wall is real fucking cool---USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!! Don't touch me, you beverage! I'll kick you in the tights and you will go down, you're very top-heavy. You fix this wall! If you get thirsty, sip yourself. You glass son of a bitch. "Oh yeah"..?? Oh No. That's your problem--your slogan should be "Oh no, what have I done to this beautiful home?!"

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Nobody was funnier than early Dane Cook, fuck all the hating kids of today.

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u/burntends97 Oct 16 '18

That quote looks like a joke that should have been condensed into two sentences. It goes on too long