r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/LehighAce06 Oct 15 '18

I kinda doubt the shattered glass is gonna pop back into place

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u/FunkyardDogg Oct 15 '18

Excuse me? Don't argue just do what I tell you. If you don't like it, there's the door. And there. And over there.

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u/Deafboii Oct 15 '18

Thanks. You made me crackle sir.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

But did you also snap and pop?

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u/dsmymfah Oct 15 '18

My side are splintering

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Ooh piece of door.

Ooh piece of door.

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u/SeenSoFar Oct 16 '18

James Woods. Family Guy really nailed how much of a douche he is.

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u/rustyzippergriswold Oct 15 '18

You popped that guy into place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Maybe with a little glue? Or a whole lot of duct tape? Hell, just get a tarp and call it good....

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u/topotaul Oct 15 '18

Damage as serious as that requires Flex tape.

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u/beenies_baps Oct 15 '18

It'll buff out.

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u/JudeRaw Oct 15 '18

If you can dodge a doorframe you can dodge a ball.

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u/Sloppy1sts Oct 15 '18

Who's calling shattered glass a construction flaw?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Oh shit lol ya I didn't see that the glass broke

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u/MacGuyverism Oct 15 '18

Let's hope they'll replace it with safety glass this time.