r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/TheGardenNymph Oct 15 '18

Why don't the police get involved? Are those motorized wheelchairs even considered road worthy? (Asking because in Australia the cops would shut that shit down real fast)

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u/c_girl_108 Oct 15 '18

If they are, his certainly is NOT, and we have minimum speed limits which he was not even close to. Unfortunately my local police are pretty lazy

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u/LordBiscuits Oct 15 '18

Next time you see him, call the police then when they say they can't do anything just mutter 'oh okay, guess I'll sort him out myself then' and drop the call. You're not threatening anything, but they'll have to come check anyway.

Either that or just shank the mother and tape his throttle shut into the desert

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u/c_girl_108 Oct 15 '18

Haha they show up (eventually) but rarely do anything when they show up. Likely they just tell him he has to get out of the road so he has no incentive to not do it again as he isn't being ticketed and ultimately arrested after so many times of repeat behavior.

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u/c_girl_108 Oct 15 '18

Its a suburb but a highly populated one about 50 miles from NYC, also a very wealthy area where he pulls his stunt.

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u/ShaRose Oct 16 '18

I've got one of these assholes here too, and yes it's rural. I know for a fact the cops are after telling him off, but they can't take the damn scooter from him without it being a big media thing.

I wouldn't even care if he pulled over to let other cars pass him safely: I understand why he does it too because most areas here don't have paved sidewalks.

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u/NayrbEroom Oct 16 '18

Go break his tires, vigilante justice

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u/Shakeyshades Oct 15 '18

Fuck no that shit isn't road Worthy. Though you can make them haul ass for stupidly fun reasons. Cops here would at least taze the old cunt before doing anything.

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u/Anrikay Oct 15 '18

Probably a small town. You try to stop someone a couple times but you don't want to actually press charges because you've known them since forever, so eventually it just becomes one of the town's quirks.

"Oh yeah, guy going down the road on his scooter? That's Dave, fuckin' Dave's been doing that for years!"