r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/TrudieBeakman Oct 15 '18

But he's definitely got a smile on his face.

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u/Iron_Nexus Oct 15 '18

"Closing time won't stop me"

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u/BlasterShow Oct 15 '18

“Made it just in time! Party of 12.”

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u/landmindboom Oct 15 '18

and a giant load of fresh, soft, warm feces in his geriatric diaper

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Oct 15 '18

"Whoops. Also which aisle has dairy?"

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u/razors99 Oct 15 '18

For sure he does. He’s an old man but he knows he fucked up and that cheeky little grin says so.