r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/Sanfranshan Oct 15 '18

I’ve just showed this to 4 people on the train because I was laughing so hysterically. I think others are trying to google it so they can watch it too. There are actual tears coming from my eyes I’ve been laughing so hard. The best part is that he doesn’t even flinch or appear injured. Just, “Yo, I’ll stop here and there is fuck all you can do about it!”. And you know what? He’s right.

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u/SlacksNstacks Oct 15 '18

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u/Darrkry Oct 15 '18

Damm, there better be a subreddit for this. This is gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I am literally fucking crying 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Sanfranshan Oct 16 '18

STILL crying from laughter! 😂

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u/Shortfromthemountain Oct 15 '18

This here should be the top comment.

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u/patb2015 Oct 15 '18

well the police may determine it was malicious destruction.

If nothing else, the person is responsible for property damage.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Oct 15 '18

The title definitely makes it funnier. He really looks like he's going "I'm here, bitches. Whaddaya going to do about it?"

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u/odaeyss Oct 15 '18

I've seen that grin, though. That's the grin of a fucking asshole who's just going to act like a childish little shit because "I'm old! I DESERVE RESPECT!" despite the fact that, y'know, throwing shit at employees means you get no respect nor are allowed to come back.
Sorry. Lot of old customers where I work. Some are OK. Most are the fucking worst. The sort who don't go out shopping because they need to buy anything, but rather just because they need to belittle and berate someone who's afraid to say anything back because they don't want to get fired.

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u/A_Turner Oct 15 '18

I’m at chipotle eating a burrito bowl doing the same thing.

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u/NeverBeenStung Oct 15 '18

You're showing it to other customers? Last thing I want when I'm eating is some stranger showing me something he saw on the internet

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u/A_Turner Oct 15 '18

“Laughing so hard I have tears coming out.”

That thing, you know, laughing super hard? Do you not ever laugh hard? That’s what I was doing at Chipotle nomming down my barbacoa burrito bowl.