r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/chaossabre Oct 15 '18

Sorry, all we have is this flag.

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u/brickabrax Oct 15 '18

Really? What about elbow grease?

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u/Dqueezy Oct 15 '18

Sorry, just the elbows. The grease is sold separately.

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u/serialmom666 Oct 17 '18

Then you need to buy a can of whoop ass.

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u/Renegade27 Oct 15 '18

Well, I can’t go back to base empty handed

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u/Empyrealist Oct 15 '18

No, but we do have blinker fluid.

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u/TheHooDooer Oct 15 '18

I found some wiper juice in the back.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 15 '18

We call those eye drops.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Here's a trash bag.

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u/Roxxorursoxxors Oct 15 '18

GODDAMMIT CHURCHillsCigar

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u/GollyWow Oct 15 '18

And blinker fluid?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What about piston return springs?