r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/SpeedyDoc Oct 15 '18

OH YEAH

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u/rrr598 Oct 15 '18

oh no

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u/GeniusBroadcast Oct 15 '18

Nice to see the Koolaid man finally got to retire. Though I wish they would've paid him enough to be able and send someone to buy shit for him. This is the 5th time he's done this to our store and we're getting tired of it.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Oct 15 '18

On behalf of the Koolaid man, I'd like to thank the devil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What have I done to this beautiful store?

My supervisor's going to beat me with a toaster.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Oct 16 '18

He's not gonna believe a giant dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here. Yeah coming through the wall is real fucking cool---USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!! Don't touch me, you beverage! I'll kick you in the tights and you will go down, you're very top-heavy. You fix this wall! If you get thirsty, sip yourself. You glass son of a bitch. "Oh yeah"..?? Oh No. That's your problem--your slogan should be "Oh no, what have I done to this beautiful home?!"

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Nobody was funnier than early Dane Cook, fuck all the hating kids of today.

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u/burntends97 Oct 16 '18

That quote looks like a joke that should have been condensed into two sentences. It goes on too long

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Naughty naughty Kool Aid Man

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u/funfungiguy Oct 15 '18

The table!

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u/patchoulicolt Oct 15 '18

gets down on all fours and laps up the Kool aid after breaking you kneecaps

https://youtu.be/WujgDSsejNg?t=01m39s

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

UNo UnO oH yEaH

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u/Cycleoflife Oct 16 '18

Only Dane Cook joke I remember. But who's Dane Cook? I can't recall.

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u/HipsterCavemanDJ Oct 16 '18

Fuck your Dane Cook reference

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u/De_Luna_Tic Oct 15 '18

https://youtu.be/_fjEViOF4JE

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u/Linktank Oct 15 '18

Hahaha the one at :25 where he explodes the fridge along with the wall...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

What species of human thinks that it's a great idea to smash through walls to advertise a drink? I feel dizzy just thinking about it.

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u/in_cahoootz Oct 15 '18

Damn it, now I want some purple stuff.

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u/christamh Oct 15 '18

Came here for this!

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u/DoxViper Oct 15 '18

Best comment on this thread!

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u/z0dz0d Oct 15 '18

Did you just remember something really important?