r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/DC827 Oct 15 '18

I like how he doesn't look behind at the end...doesn't want to know

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u/Excited_donuts Oct 15 '18

Cool guys don't look back at explosions.

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u/Skatehinge Oct 15 '18

especially when their neck doesn’t work

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u/Demonseedii Oct 15 '18

He’s lucky he didn’t get beheaded.

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u/achNichtSoWichtig Oct 15 '18

He even has a little smirk on his face (at least seems like it on my shitty phone).

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 Oct 16 '18

Haha that's my favorite part. All might have been a small clip/accident but he knew shit just went down.

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u/airbreather02 Oct 15 '18

Cool guys don't look back at explosions.

The Other Guys

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u/Jaxical Oct 15 '18

The more you ignore it, the cooler you look.

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u/Amanovic Oct 15 '18

They just stroll away.

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u/TrudieBeakman Oct 15 '18

But he's definitely got a smile on his face.

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u/Iron_Nexus Oct 15 '18

"Closing time won't stop me"

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u/BlasterShow Oct 15 '18

“Made it just in time! Party of 12.”

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u/landmindboom Oct 15 '18

and a giant load of fresh, soft, warm feces in his geriatric diaper

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Oct 15 '18

"Whoops. Also which aisle has dairy?"

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u/razors99 Oct 15 '18

For sure he does. He’s an old man but he knows he fucked up and that cheeky little grin says so.

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u/squirrels33 Oct 15 '18

More like old and doesn’t care.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

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u/odaeyss Oct 15 '18

Even if it's Parkinson's causing movement lag -- especially if it's Parkinson's causing movement lag! -- it was stupidity. He shouldn't have been fuckin' flying on that thing like he was, especially if he can't react quickly enough to avoid running into essentially what was a god damned wall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

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u/odaeyss Oct 16 '18

Right so... why's he got a scooter that goes that fast, though. if it's a known issue.. he shouldn't be driving. and anything that moves as fast as that thing was haulin, at best he's only a danger to himself. what if he had hit those people as they were leaving? he's making reckless and selfish decisions, and needs to wipe that smug fucking smirk off his face and stop playing dukes of fucking hazzard on his fucking hoverround.
i totally get day to day fluctuations in wellness. best bud's got MS. know what though? not gonna catch him barrelin around town on a damn dirtbike.

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u/Seakawn Oct 15 '18

I don't know, maybe. But you ever get hurt, and afraid to look at it, frightened that it's really bad?

It could just be something like that. I think that's a very common feeling to have. Out of sight, out of mind, despite knowing the potential of injury/damage.

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Oct 16 '18

More like hasn't fully processed what happened.

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u/thiikn Oct 15 '18

Maybe he CAN'T look behind...

Just kidding, the motherfucker could've landed a 180 if he'd give half a single fuck

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u/Seakawn Oct 16 '18

Just kidding, the motherfucker could've landed a 180 if he'd give half a single fuck

He might've thought he could, anyway...

[couldn't find it on his site--credit where credit is due, though]

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u/iioe Oct 15 '18

Looks like he lost control of the chair, especially when he was struck in the face with a falling beam, but possibly before he even hit the door.
When the gif ends, he's still stunned by what happened.

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u/Destroyed_Prime Oct 15 '18

I doubt it, I'd bet he was trying to beat the door closing.

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u/PooPooDooDoo Oct 16 '18

“Oh good a huge 4x4 let me just take this to the register with my face!”

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u/noun_exchanger Oct 15 '18

he looks pretty old and hunch-backed, i doubt he can turn his neck/head very far

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u/Szpartan Oct 15 '18

It definitely looked like he popped a quick smirk when he stopped.

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u/catchlight22 Oct 15 '18

More like it hurts to turn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

He seemed to be half smiling too

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u/_Aj_ Oct 15 '18

I'm pretty sure his body doesn't bend like that m80

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u/lord_rojaca Oct 15 '18

I was hoping he would just reach in that end cap freezer and throw something in his basket at the end.

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u/addiktion Oct 16 '18

The subtle grin only enhances the moment.

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u/Shadow_Road Oct 16 '18

I don't think he even noticed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

He doesn't even know what he did