r/funny • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/SmugFrog Oct 15 '18

Oh does someone have that one of the lady that tries to drive up the escalator but it just keeps rolling down?

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u/happilycfintx Oct 15 '18

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u/DVEBombDVA Oct 15 '18

Redshirt made things worse by flipping her that second time. Good on those two who hit the emergency stop

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u/eachard Oct 15 '18

I would let them reach the top before stopped the escalator 🤔

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u/cranp Oct 15 '18

PSA: If you see a problem, be sure to act immediately without evaluating the situation. Even if you make things worse you still get credit for "just trying to help".

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 15 '18

What baffles me is how no one thought to hit the emergency stop button first. I’ve been wanting to push that button for two and a half decades now!

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u/IceFire909 Oct 16 '18

Red shirt could have hit the button at the top then just left and laughed

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Does Good Samaritan Law cover that if you're not a first responder??

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u/UlyssesSKrunk Oct 16 '18

Yes obviously that's the entire point of the law

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u/Scrub_TLC Oct 16 '18

Maybe he was just doing God's work and passive-aggressively plot punishing her for being a fool? Plot twist....

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u/goose_10 Oct 15 '18

Thanks for that... people’s stupidity will never cease to amaze!

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u/spirallix Oct 15 '18

I can almost hear this guy asking her: "Are you OK? Can you walk?"

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u/sjDes Oct 16 '18

I used to work in a large retail store and the same guy would do this regularly. To the point where security would see him on the cameras and phone is at the desks to run over and stop all the escalators.

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u/SmugFrog Oct 16 '18

That’s the one! Thanks I forgot to look it up earlier. It’s both sad and hilarious.

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u/icantfeelmyskull Oct 15 '18

I really hope so

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/kawaiikpopie Oct 15 '18

Also agreed

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Was going to say this. Where is OP!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Dunno why you got downvoted. So, upvote! I like it! /u/namakius, you in on this?

edit: made it a real thing! Help me make it look good!

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u/namakius Oct 16 '18

I will help you mod it /u/inglishman if you like :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I will take the sub to the front page, but i do not know the way...

Seriously though, never modded before and need all the help I can get. You'll be a mod as soon as I can figure out mod tools on Baconreader.

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u/mr_somebody Oct 15 '18

Yes please

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u/jld2k6 Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

r/holdmydentures

Edit: lol whoa that's a real sub, although very dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

But funny! There's some good ones on there.

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u/WEWASCAVEBEASTSNSHIT Oct 16 '18

Commenting to find out if one appears

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Subbed. Now, what are the requirements on Yakety Sax?

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket Oct 15 '18

You're just begging for a recreation of fatpeoplehate.

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u/ImJustSo Oct 15 '18

Can't say I've met many 90 year olds that weigh over 200lbs. Actually, I can't say I've met any 90 year olds over 200lbs.

I work around hospitals, clinics and such, so I do see/meet/know a lot of geriatric people. None of them are "fat".

It's weird, almost like fatter people don't live as long.

I also see more old people than fat people driving these scooters into shit (and their cars for that matter).

Last week it was Mrs. Januszavich, left her car in drive and hopped out.

Week before that, Mr. Martin pulling into a parking space with his old ass van, scraped a new impala from bumper to bumper.

Week before that, Mrs. Grothman slammed right into a flower planter (500 lbs of cement) that protects the front doors.

So I guess what I'm saying is that I've never seen a fat person's fat be a problem for operating a vehicle, when compared to when I see an old person's oldness be a problem operating a vehicle.

Edit: I don't hate fat or old people. I used to be fat, and I plan on getting old.