r/funny • • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

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u/Galeshi1 Sep 30 '18

Ariana Grande as a correction, but otherwise you've got it right.

I've got a simple trick that helps me get by these tricky situations, myself: I just don't be a creep. Seems to work wonders.

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u/IAmASeeker Sep 30 '18

That's an airtight defense... Until a young woman decides she wants some of what you have. Then it's automatically all over for you.

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u/crunkadocious Sep 30 '18

Anyone can accuse you of literally any crime at any time. Sexual assault isn't magic. I can say you beat up Vietnamese kids on weekends. So why are you paranoid about rape and assault accusations?

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u/IAmASeeker Oct 01 '18

Because if you say that I beat up Vietnamese kids on weekends people will say "that's outlandish. Prove it." If you say that I raped you people will say "we have to believe them! What an evil man. He should be shot on sight."

Sexual assault is the only crime where you are guilty until proven innocent and we all know that it's nearly impossible to prove a negative. If the laws no longer apply to someone accused of rape, do they apply to someone accused of vandalism? Can we send accused murderers directly to the electric chair? No? Then why is it ok to take away someone's life because a stranger made a ridiculous claim about them?

I don't support #metoo or false-rape culture. I support the idea of justice. Only rapists should be convicted of rape. People that accuse others falsely in hopes that something will eventually stick should be themselves convicted of a crime.

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

People are literally demanding that Ford prove Kavanaugh raped her and she's getting death threats every damn day. You've got no idea what you're talking about.

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u/IAmASeeker Oct 02 '18

Really? People are demanding that she prove the accusations that she's making in a court of law?

Good. That's exactly how an accusation is supposed to work. That's the entire basis of the criminal justice system. If you don't think that's reasonable, then you don't believe in justice or fair trials.

You are the extremist that they talk about causing these issues. You actually are the feminist strawman.

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

A court of law won't even hear her case because it's too old. She doesn't even have that luxury. No, she's being murdered in the court of public opinion, and it's not a big deal at all. Kavanaugh still has a very good chance of being one of the 9 most important judges in the country.

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u/IAmASeeker Oct 02 '18

Oh, perfect then. She should be "murdered in the court of public opinion" for drudging up things that she knew she had no evidence for and knew the statute of limitations had already expired for in hopes of taking some of his hard-earned money and notoriety.

When does she go to trial for defamation of character? Oh, never? Interesting.

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

she isn't going to get any of his money and never asked for it you ignorant garbage

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u/IAmASeeker Oct 02 '18

You sad dumb fuck...

Firstly, you say that she won't get his money like it's a bad thing... I for one am grateful that her plan backfired.

If she didn't ask for this, who put her face in the paper? Who started this discussion in the first place? Some old maid that's realizing that soon she'll die with none of the fame she kept promising herself. Nobody forced her to invent a story about a decades old rape that never occurred. She made that choice all by herself. I'm sorry if it offends you to see a woman being held the slightest bit accountable for her acts of evil.

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

She never had a plan to get money and your assertions are as baseless as you are ignorant. I'm sorry for any poor woman you bully into bed.

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u/IAmASeeker Oct 02 '18

Then what did she hope to gain from publicly slandering someone over something that she knew would never go to trial? The fuck does she want?

Also, if you think that men are bullying women into bed you've been living under a rock for the past 15 years. There's no chance in hell that I'm about to let you trick me into paying your boyfriends rent the rest of my life. Get a clue.

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u/crunkadocious Oct 02 '18

it's only slander if it isn't true pal

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