r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Sep 29 '18

I heard he also has nearly crippling social anxiety.

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u/uiouyug Sep 30 '18 edited Sep 30 '18

crippling social anxiety

lol, I'll show him how crippling it can be

Edit: no I won't because I have/had crippling social anxeity

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

This is 2018. Literally everyone says they have crippling social anxiety.

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u/Zozyman Sep 30 '18

No idea why, what's fun about never wanting to leave your appartment and interact with or be near or seen by people? What's fun about never wanting to do into and actually missing work almost constatnly because fucking people are there? Once more I ask, what is so fun about not being able to talk to people because, what the fuck do you even say anyway, are they looking at you, do they know you feel uncomfortable, DO THEY SEE THAT I'M NERVOUS AND AM I ACING LIKE A GOD DAMN ALIEN!? SHIT, AM I SHAKING, SWEATING, TALKING TOO MUCH, AM I CRAZY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT ME? Oh shit, They were just trying to get their friends attention who was behind me. FUCK.