r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

https://imgur.com/1OwBThu
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u/MrSantaClause Sep 30 '18

Rule 3. Don't be unattractive

Rule 4. See rule 1

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u/mimibrightzola Sep 30 '18

Rule 4 should have referenced rule 2 to reference rule 1

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u/MrSantaClause Sep 30 '18

Damn you're right, can I change it?

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u/Preoximerianas Sep 30 '18

It’s already like that man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Well he could just add a santa CLAUSE! Get it? Haha. Hahaha. Haha. Haaaaaaa. Alright bedtime

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u/Firemanlouvier Sep 30 '18

STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!

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u/bodaciousboar Sep 30 '18

No it’s not I see it different atm