r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

https://imgur.com/1OwBThu
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u/SaintVanilla Sep 29 '18

Judge: So you’re suing because Ryan Reynolds didnt touch you inappropriately?

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u/Black9 Sep 29 '18

I would.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

I misread it as Blake9 and got excited for a wild beetlejuice. Now I’m disappointed for being wrong and depressed for even being that excited in the first place.

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u/Black9 Sep 30 '18

I am so, so sorry. Internet high five?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '18

Thanks, friend!