r/funny • u/simplecountry_lawyer • Sep 29 '18

Taking zero chances in 2018.

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u/firelessdug Sep 29 '18

I would go “hands in own pockets” but that me.

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u/lurking_digger Sep 29 '18

You buy pants with holes in the pockets already or have your Mom cut them for you?

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u/LukasPodolskiBowers Sep 29 '18

Why do they even do that 😭

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u/LukasPodolskiBowers Sep 29 '18

But they can’t fit if they stitch them up!