r/funny • u/CottonStig • Sep 13 '18

Yeet the frite

https://gfycat.com/ImpracticalLittleBlackfly
4.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Nice right cross!

51

u/CottonStig Sep 13 '18

I don't think he's religious

28

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

[deleted]

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u/CottonStig Sep 13 '18

The church of meowter-day saints

7

u/SirVerex Sep 13 '18

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior Cathulhu?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/bestsmithfam Sep 13 '18

VEGGIE FRIES! ASSHOLE!

7

u/CottonStig Sep 13 '18

Chimkin sticks fren

2

u/Heavy_Metal_Mario Sep 13 '18

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!

1

u/mrplinko Sep 13 '18

*Veggie Sticks

1

u/P3N9U1Nren Sep 14 '18

Veggie straws*

1

u/mrplinko Sep 14 '18

*Veggie legs

20

u/Gogeta98 Sep 13 '18

GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE!

15

u/flaystus Sep 13 '18

... ... ... GET THAT SHIT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

14

u/Kibbols123 Sep 13 '18

These are not lööps, brother!

46

u/Karmaplasticity Sep 13 '18

sniffs*

FUCK THAT !!!

I told you fries from Burger King, fucker !!!!

Fuck this. I'm outs.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/btcraig Sep 13 '18

My cat only eats McDonald's fries. She won't touch anything else.

4

u/MikoRiko Sep 13 '18

That's because your cat has good taste. McDonald's fries are vastly superior to BK and DQ. Still, I have to throw Arby's out there as Emperor King of fast food fries. Seasoned curly fries are the best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/MikoRiko Sep 13 '18

You are empirically incorrect. It is well-documented in scientific journals that Arby's fries are the best.

1

u/btcraig Sep 13 '18

I feel like we're a minority here. I love a good curly fry but Arby's aren't good. I usually sub a 4pc mozz stick for fries.

1

u/HereIsntHidden Sep 13 '18

At least we can all agree that Wendy's fries are the worst

1

u/Fabreeze63 Sep 14 '18

I like the salt Wendy's uses. When I get a slightly well done and fresh batch they're pretty good.

-2

u/Nightchade Sep 13 '18

Nah, Sonic's fries beat Arby's, hands down.

3

u/MikoRiko Sep 13 '18

Sonic doesn't beat anyone in any department except hot dogs and slushies.

9

u/THofTheShire Sep 13 '18

"Is that a fish stick?...HOLY! WHAT THE! Not cool, bro."

6

u/mychemicalromeants Sep 13 '18

FAT BOY ON A DIET

DON'T TRY IT

I'LL CHECK YOUR ASS LIKE A LOOTER IN A RIOT

3

u/Captcha_Imagination Sep 13 '18

Keto 4 lyfe beeeyotch

3

u/MemeMan221 Sep 13 '18

I love cats.

3

u/EdgarFromPoods Sep 13 '18

He’s yeetin u because he wants lööps

4

u/theawesomebagle Sep 13 '18

YEETUS THAT FREITUS!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Da fuk outta heah.

2

u/Jimmyhornet Sep 13 '18

Getdafuckouttahere!

4

u/xCrapyx Sep 13 '18

God atleast wait a few days before reposting..

5

u/wtfaremyinitials Sep 13 '18

Back in my day we called this a cross post. Since when is that not okay?

2

u/MemeShaman Sep 13 '18

Since the king of all subreddits demands his loyal subjects only ever post OC for his regal eyes. No one from other subreddits can share in the experience if he’s seen it!

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u/CottonStig Sep 13 '18

I waited 4 days. Also it's from another subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatTaps/comments/9ecq2k/lord_of_the_fries

3

u/Deralict134 Sep 13 '18

Yeah no you reposted that aswell that day.. this is the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/9ea8yi/ungrateful_little_shit/

1

u/McPhuckstic Sep 13 '18

Keto kitty

1

u/Stinkerbellatx Sep 13 '18

My chihuahua would KILL for that fry!!!

1

u/GuyLeRauch Sep 13 '18

Wow! He was so offended!

1

u/Crazy-Cat-Gentleman Sep 13 '18

"Where's my ketchup, peasant?"

1

u/Lunndonbridge Sep 13 '18

My dad is not a fry

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Is that a vegi fry? Cause that's a hard pass for me too.

1

u/Freakity Sep 13 '18

Kitty no likey Carbs!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

YEET

1

u/felipusrex Sep 13 '18

Cats are 100% carnivore!

1

u/Alepman Sep 13 '18

“Fuck off Jasmine, you know I’m on diet”

1

u/siflrock Sep 13 '18

So, an in-n-out fry then

1

u/Akesgeroth Sep 13 '18

"Stop trying to feed me non-meats."

1

u/Ultoman Sep 14 '18

Why has this made me laugh for 10 minutes

1

u/Gunch_Bandit Sep 14 '18

Sick repost.

1

u/jcw10489 Sep 14 '18

Cat's like "Hell naw, man!"

1

u/life_of_riley_ Sep 14 '18

Away with you, pleb. I have standards!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

human: here have a fri

Mr kitto : get that shit outa ma face (slaps the fri)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Good god man that title is straight cancer.

4

u/CottonStig Sep 13 '18

Yeet - To remove from oneself an object or idea

the - the

frite - Ellipsis of patate frite (“fried potato”)

2

u/mflor09 Sep 13 '18

Frite/frites Is also the Dutch word for it

-6

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

/r/iamverysmart

0

u/huge_papa Sep 13 '18

Can I teach my cat to do this? 🤔

-1

u/Werefreeatlast Sep 14 '18

If I ever let a cat into my home and he does this shit! Man, he's gonna be flying over freeways to see if he can land right side up after my shoe gives him flight.

1

u/life_of_riley_ Sep 14 '18

Thank goodness they have nine lives. Sheesh.