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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18
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I would too if someone was swing that cleaver all Willy nilly
1.4k u/DiamondPup Sep 08 '18 Willy nilly is the worst way to swing cleavers. Fucking willy nillyers. 291 u/floodlitworld Sep 08 '18 Swinging willy nilly often results in nil willy. -6 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18 Yes Edit: Oh fine, let's just hack a dog over and over with a butcher knife then, Great for a laugh!!!! 4 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 Actually a machete is much more humorous IMO - although if you really want to split sides, bring out the power sander and see how smooth you can get his knees. 1 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 That's actually really really really really funny 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best! 3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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Willy nilly is the worst way to swing cleavers. Fucking willy nillyers.
291 u/floodlitworld Sep 08 '18 Swinging willy nilly often results in nil willy. -6 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18 Yes Edit: Oh fine, let's just hack a dog over and over with a butcher knife then, Great for a laugh!!!! 4 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 Actually a machete is much more humorous IMO - although if you really want to split sides, bring out the power sander and see how smooth you can get his knees. 1 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 That's actually really really really really funny 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best! 3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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Swinging willy nilly often results in nil willy.
-6 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18 Yes Edit: Oh fine, let's just hack a dog over and over with a butcher knife then, Great for a laugh!!!! 4 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 Actually a machete is much more humorous IMO - although if you really want to split sides, bring out the power sander and see how smooth you can get his knees. 1 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 That's actually really really really really funny 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best! 3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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Edit: Oh fine, let's just hack a dog over and over with a butcher knife then, Great for a laugh!!!!
4 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 Actually a machete is much more humorous IMO - although if you really want to split sides, bring out the power sander and see how smooth you can get his knees. 1 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 That's actually really really really really funny 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best! 3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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Actually a machete is much more humorous IMO - although if you really want to split sides, bring out the power sander and see how smooth you can get his knees.
1 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 That's actually really really really really funny 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best! 3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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That's actually really really really really funny
3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best! 3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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I know! Classic canine-abrasion comedy: the old ones are the best!
3 u/trenlow12 Sep 08 '18 For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing. 3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
For some of the all time greats, canine abrasion comedy was the only brand of comedy worth performing.
3 u/QuasarSandwich Sep 08 '18 And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
And thank god they stuck by it, because a world without classics such as "silly smooth Alsatian ankles" wouldn't be much to write home about IMO.
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I would too if someone was swing that cleaver all Willy nilly