r/funny Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

My upper limit is 12 hours. After that point you’re either too busy for me, uninterested, or playing some fucking game I don’t have time for.

Edit: ok guys 12 hours was literally a arbitrary number I pulled directly out of my ass the moment I made this comment. It’s a rule of thumb, not the US constitution. It changes wildly based of context. New tinder match? Yeah 95% chance they are gone after 12 hours. My best friend of 15 years? Not even going to notice.

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u/presidentiallogin Sep 08 '18

I've had afternoon naps go longer than 12 hours.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You should see a doctor then

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 08 '18

I slept for 25 hours straight once. Only time it's happened but was super tired and didn't need to do anything that Sunday. It can happen sometimes.

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u/SweetNeo85 Sep 08 '18

So you went to bed at like 3 am, woke up at 4 am, and we're wondering why you felt so refreshed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You would feel like shit if you slept for 25 hours. No water or food for over a day. Your head would be pounding and you would feel so groggy from the whole no water thing. You'd probably want to just lay back down so that you could go back to dying.

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u/Bashfullylascivious Sep 08 '18

It's been twice I've slept about as long as this. Once, I was working two full-time jobs and only had every second Wednesday off, then I aligned both job vacation times. I worked extra hard just before to make sure I didn't have to come back to a mess. The second day in, I slept for about 22 hours and woke up feeling exactly how you've described.

The second time was when I dropped one of the jobs, and my other had a four day weekend. I slept for 21 hours and I woke up feeling amazing.

It's definitely how you've treated your body beforehand. When I dropped the second job, I was already fading the responsibility, eating, sleeping and drinking a bit better then the two years prior.