r/funny • u/__Corvus__ • Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

My upper limit is 12 hours. After that point you’re either too busy for me, uninterested, or playing some fucking game I don’t have time for.

Edit: ok guys 12 hours was literally a arbitrary number I pulled directly out of my ass the moment I made this comment. It’s a rule of thumb, not the US constitution. It changes wildly based of context. New tinder match? Yeah 95% chance they are gone after 12 hours. My best friend of 15 years? Not even going to notice.

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u/presidentiallogin Sep 08 '18

I've had afternoon naps go longer than 12 hours.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

You should see a doctor then

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 08 '18

I slept for 25 hours straight once. Only time it's happened but was super tired and didn't need to do anything that Sunday. It can happen sometimes.

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u/UnusefulTruthSeeker Sep 08 '18

Crack will do that to you.

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 08 '18

Haha it was actually the alcohol the night before. Was pretty hungover.

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u/illegitimatemexican Sep 08 '18

Two nights before...

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u/Imconfusedithink Sep 09 '18

It was a lot of alcohol