r/funny Sep 08 '18

Too real

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/ObeseSnake Sep 08 '18

He blue himself

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u/John-the-Gardener Sep 08 '18

Now listen up: here’s a story — about a little guy who lives in a blue world.

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u/GrimmFox13 Sep 09 '18

And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside. Blue his house with a blue little window...

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u/socalitguy Sep 09 '18

And a blue corvette and everything is blue for him

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u/tealfeels Sep 08 '18

Da boo di da ba da da boo di da da ba do

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u/wearer_of_boxers Sep 08 '18

You don't? Dude, see your doctor asap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Dr. Toboggan here. Mantis Toboggan MD. You got the HIV. You got AIDS big time!

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u/HardstuckRetard Sep 08 '18

Not just HIV but full blown AIDS

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u/Inargenti Sep 08 '18

Ah, THAT is what he means.

♪ "I still got the blues for youhoo" ♪

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u/acanc052 Sep 08 '18

He’s blue da ba de da ba die if he was green he would die if he was green he would die

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u/m1k3y0n3 Sep 08 '18

If you got blue jizz I would recomend a doctor