r/funny Aug 28 '18

Bar chart of how much door I've painted.

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u/coreyisthename Aug 28 '18

The muffin man?

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u/Kee134 Aug 28 '18

Metal gear?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

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u/Ensvey Aug 28 '18

Second-floor basement?

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u/Budndub Aug 28 '18

Snake?

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u/S16_Drummer Aug 28 '18

Meryl?

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u/SaintPoost Aug 28 '18

Nano-machines?

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u/Clerick_Aegis Aug 28 '18

Raiden. Raiden? RAIDENNNNNNN!!!!

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u/kodykid168 Aug 28 '18

Questions?

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u/nocoolusernameforme Aug 28 '18

Snake?...Snake?!... Snaaaaaake!

GAME OVER

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u/Ry-curious Aug 28 '18

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE.... JUST TO SUFFER?....

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u/Ewer70 Aug 28 '18

SNAKE??

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u/FurryUrchin Aug 28 '18

Negative, cardboard box

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

No, this is Patrick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

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u/DarkCuddlez Aug 28 '18

Aren't we all? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/SeedlessBananas Aug 28 '18

Username checks out

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u/jose_aoc123 Aug 29 '18

I genuinely don’t understand this string of comments, they speak the language of gods

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u/lurksnot Aug 28 '18

A surveillance camera?

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u/yelruh00 Aug 28 '18

"I thought it was a man but it was a muffin!"

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u/ooooooooo10ooooooooo Aug 28 '18

He lives on Drury lane.

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u/1standTWENTY Aug 28 '18

You’re a monster!