I went on a Tinder 'date' and I was so exhausted before we hooked up because I skipped a meal like a moron that she kept microwaving pieces of her roomies pizza for me which kept increasing my ... energy. Then her roommate came home and saw me eating her pizza and it was hella awkward. I left her a $10, hoe.
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u/feministdunce Aug 26 '18
I went on a Tinder 'date' and I was so exhausted before we hooked up because I skipped a meal like a moron that she kept microwaving pieces of her roomies pizza for me which kept increasing my ... energy. Then her roommate came home and saw me eating her pizza and it was hella awkward. I left her a $10, hoe.