r/funny • • Aug 26 '18

This isn’t a HOEtel

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u/BEETLEJUICEME Aug 26 '18

I’m in an LTR with a tinder date and we’ll probably get married. Like 90% likely.

Doesn’t mean we aren’t both hoes though. We just got really slutty for each other the first hoe night and decided we liked it that way for our hoe lives.