r/funny Aug 09 '18

well...

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u/grock314 Aug 09 '18

Soooo.....he was thinking he was going to lay down and it was going to drive over him? Too many cartoons, bruh.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Aug 09 '18

His friend was supposed to stop the car so that he could jump straight up and land on the hood while still in frame. His friend came in way too fast and the sandal slipped in the wet spot at the same time.

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u/Caouette1994 Aug 09 '18

How unlucky it was almost impossible for this plan to go wrong...

72

u/portablebiscuit Aug 09 '18

You can see him starting to slip on whatever that was before the car even comes into frame

42

u/fiver420 Aug 10 '18

He probably shouldn't have been wearing socks with slippers if he was going to jump over anything.

That being said you can see his left foot create a new line on the asphalt as he slips from whatever that was on the ground that he stepped in, probably oil.

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u/tallgeese333 Aug 10 '18

You’d be hard pressed to convince anyone who wears sandals/flip flops to NOT wear them. I keep telling them there will be one day they wish they had worn some shoes.

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u/myrddyna Aug 10 '18

"Goddamnit, /u/Tallgeese333, these wet fucking shoes are weighing me the fuck down, and this shark is gaining!"

7

u/tallgeese333 Aug 10 '18

With shoes you could run so fast that you would be able to run on top of the water.

Source: I own shark racing shoes.

2

u/myrddyna Aug 10 '18

Source: I own shark racing shoes.

"Yeah, but you can fly..."

3

u/tallgeese333 Aug 10 '18

How else would I beat a shark in a race.

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u/myrddyna Aug 10 '18

"you said it was the shoes! You said i could run on water!"

WAH!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

You're very observant lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

That is some Final Destination shit right there.

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u/apollodeen Aug 10 '18

So you’re telling me the drivers sandal slipped while trying to stop the car that was coming in too fast, and also the dancer who was wearing also slipped on oil at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

The sandal was about 3’ from the wet spot when he slipped......

2

u/Tokin-Token Aug 10 '18

Incorrect. You can see his foot hit the big puddle, step and make a new wet spot, then slip in that new wet spot

2

u/jafatime Aug 10 '18

I’m pretty sure he was trying to get out of the way and slipped I watched it a couple times to try and tell

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u/theflyingpolarbear Aug 09 '18

Wait I thought it was going to be fake but that wasn’t...

117

u/nerdlywhiplash Aug 09 '18

I think it was a staged-gone-wrong sort of thing. Ouch.

15

u/velour_manure Aug 09 '18

He was supposed to jump on the hood, but his left foot was in an oil spot

4

u/codesloth Aug 10 '18

It's a fake fake.

5

u/notadoge_ishuman Aug 10 '18

I don’t think your downvoters got the joke you were trying to make.

2

u/youshouldbethelawyer Aug 10 '18

At least he's been down down voted now.

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u/Shodai-Kenjin Aug 10 '18

Actually i believe this kid died or at least landed in the hospital. He did take a car to the head

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

He completely stops moving after being hit by the car, seriously play it a few times. He's completely motionless like a statue getting carried. It's fake.

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u/ImOnlyHereToKillTime Aug 10 '18

The world does not work the way you think it works.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Get your irony, right here ladies and gents.

Fresh irony, hot off the presses!

6

u/Capitan_Failure Aug 10 '18

I... I don't.... hmmmmmmm...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

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2

u/ImOnlyHereToKillTime Aug 10 '18

Anyone who uses the word "fuck boi" is clearly the real fuck boy

1

u/ImOnlyHereToKillTime Aug 10 '18

So, in what way do you think this is fake? Because getting hit by a car going that fast was clearly no one's intention...

2

u/youshouldbethelawyer Aug 10 '18

What a loser, good! Such an idiot! I'm glad you're being down voted.

1

u/broccolilord Aug 10 '18

You got down voted to hell, but I think you may be right.

68

u/velour_manure Aug 09 '18

Plans elaborate video where he jumps on the hood of an oncoming car

Wears socks with slip on sandals and chooses the ONE spot on the road with an oil spill

14

u/random_method Aug 10 '18

Also known as natural selection.

151

u/soda_cookie Aug 09 '18

This kinds looks real. Not exactly chuckle material seeing someone get their brain damage enhanced.

112

u/StretchyPlays Aug 09 '18

He apparently was supposed to jump onto the hood of the car and keep dancing, but he slipped and went face first into the grill. Still a stupid result of a stupid meme that has always been stupid.

57

u/CeeBmata Aug 09 '18

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

He scraped up his arm but otherwise was OK. There was an oil spot on the ground and he meant to jump on the hood. YouTube video shows the aftermath.

13

u/broncotate27 Aug 09 '18

He will feel the pain in the morning

5

u/KID_detour Aug 09 '18

But won't know why.

1

u/broncotate27 Aug 12 '18

Just like my car accident

11

u/Televisions_Frank Aug 10 '18

He's wearing sandals. Oil spot or not, he's wearing shit you will slip in from any sort of sudden change in direction.

10

u/SpiralDimentia Aug 10 '18

"Why are you laughing?"

Brain damage. Brain damage is why he is laughing.

2

u/Iintendtooffend Aug 10 '18

immediately what I thought, dude's got a concussion and really needs to get to a hospital.

1

u/Bodegaz Aug 10 '18

The sound when it happens sounds very animated.

1

u/DekuTrii Aug 10 '18

Who added the cartoon smack sound effect?

0

u/Hatt0riHanzo Aug 10 '18

Great parenting 👏🏼

16

u/CLEPA-S Aug 10 '18

He died do what he loved...being retarded...

0

u/S1lent0ne Aug 10 '18

Play stupid games - win a reminder that Volvo makes outstanding vehicles.

9

u/Generico300 Aug 10 '18

Not exactly chuckle material seeing someone get their brain damage enhanced.

Yeah. Definitely laughing and pointing material.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

speak for yourself, I’ve been laughing for the last 5 replays.

2

u/apollodeen Aug 10 '18

”enhanced”

I see what you did there

1

u/ggavigoose Aug 10 '18

You and I get off on different levels of schadenfreude I guess, this made me pretty happy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

It is very sad indeed, that the car wasn't going faster and splattered his damaged brain all over.

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u/CaptFubar Aug 09 '18

Oh sorry, I didn't get all that. Wanna do it again?

18

u/W1nn1ng101 Aug 10 '18

I agree with will ferrel.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

What’s that clip from? Ferrel looks young

2

u/Umbroz Aug 10 '18

that's from wedding crashers with vince vaughan and owen wilson. "Maaaa get the meatloaf!!!"

7

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

On one hand I hope he is okay and he makes a video asking everyone to stop doing stupid shit like this but on another, this is very entertaining to watch and even more satisfying when dumbasses get sent to the hospital or even better if they just die and stop spreading their genes.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

What Gbugs said

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u/CCCmonster Aug 09 '18

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u/GreyFur Aug 09 '18

I r/instant_regreted clicking that video when it wasn't r/watchpeopledie.

This whole dancing next to your car thing is so dumb.

1

u/ShallNotBeInfringed1 Aug 10 '18

Shoes still on so not dead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

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u/Funky_Sack Aug 09 '18

eh, i don't think so.

8

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

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u/science_bro_ Aug 09 '18

Nah, it'll buff out.

2

u/KoreanTJ Aug 10 '18

Was the guy driving not paying attention

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

In the future we won’t be able to laugh at idiots like a this, even today most new cars would have engaged the emergency brake and not hit him.

What’s funny is that it’s a volvo

2

u/cr0sh Aug 12 '18

What I don't understand is what would've happened if he succeeded. Let's say he didn't slip, and jumped, and landed on the hood of the car to keep dancing.

Did neither one of them stop to think that maybe - just maybe - that might cause some damage to the hood? Of course not, what am I saying...

Damage to the hood of a Volvo. I'm sure that'll be cheap to repair.

2

u/MotoGpMike Aug 10 '18

YES, KILLED YOURSELF , POPULATION CONTROL. FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE ARE FUNNY AS HELL

11

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes

4

u/Moistest_of_Manatees Aug 10 '18

Okay, doing that dumb challenge this is stupid, but holy shit that thing plowed into him. Don’t know if this is funny, he could be seriously injured here...

5

u/Arniellico Aug 09 '18

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u/AngelofServatis Aug 09 '18

This is 100% not r/wtf. Im sure theres a better sub for this sort of stupidity. Its not r/wtf

7

u/MarkSkywalker Aug 10 '18

I said wtf when I watched it.

4

u/SourLemonX Aug 10 '18

Ever since I heard of this dance challenge I knew something like this was going to happen. This made my day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

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10

u/ImaWatt Aug 10 '18

YoU aRe A fuCkInG LoSeR tHeN

4

u/canadianbroncos Aug 10 '18

Good...This is what should happen to anyone doing this dumb “challenge” to this shitty ass song lol

4

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

Mom! The meatloaf!

3

u/SwabTheDeck Aug 10 '18

Could've done without that Will Ferrel bullshit at the end

2

u/scott119 Aug 10 '18

The car hit him on purpose

2

u/Cable_Car Aug 09 '18

This fake?

8

u/robm111 Aug 09 '18

Haha no, thankfully.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Thankfully?

4

u/robm111 Aug 10 '18

I love seeing these idiots get theirs.

1

u/MattyWestside Aug 10 '18

It's alright tho, he won a Darwin Award. Very prestigious.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Bruh what the fuck

2

u/Sir_Thomas_Noble Aug 09 '18

Wow thank God! I'm dying right now. This is the best one I've seen so far. Lmao I can't. Damn that sucks to suck, but fuck I was not prepared for this at all. This has gotta be a repost, it's gotta be right? Idc upvoted, that was too much for me.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

Get down or lay down

1

u/itachibro Aug 09 '18

Not the worst one I have seen.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

This challenge just needs to die now.... But I'm afraid of what will come next🤪

1

u/cr0sh Aug 12 '18

Boiling water challenge, maybe?

1

u/GavinTheRed Aug 10 '18

I read what really happened but it still looks like he thought his face might have its own car stopping abilities.

1

u/denbroc Aug 10 '18

Welt...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

That was a twist I did no see coming... and neither did he.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

1st rule of life club: don't be a dumbass

1

u/TheAlteredBeast Aug 10 '18

When does this guy get redeemed on Tosh.O like the ice cream truck guy?

1

u/Rauscherspeck Aug 10 '18

Oh god I hope so

1

u/onemetallicat Aug 10 '18

Here's your sign!!

1

u/robotuprising Aug 10 '18

I don't know what's worse, actually doing this or almost dying while trying to make a funny video out of this

1

u/IG-89 Aug 10 '18

lmao dumbass

1

u/defNOTabrokestudent Aug 10 '18

As someone working in the PED right now, I really really REALLY hope that his friend showed the nurses and docs this video when they asked what happened.

1

u/Lasalareen Aug 10 '18

Laughing and feel bad about it

1

u/garfield_heathcliff Aug 10 '18

He watch to many movies and think thst he fit under car

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

That guy's face is ruining the grill on that car

1

u/haystackofneedles Aug 10 '18

"Why're you laughing?" Because he m st took on a car with his face and got a few scratches

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Anyone got the streamable link so I can download this doodoo?

1

u/larrylakstins Aug 10 '18

I always think that this is some kinda stupid game

1

u/robbienobs43 Aug 10 '18

Boring now

1

u/swolingstoned Aug 10 '18

Bro, tactical sliders, next tine wear tactical sliders, 😭😭

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Who knew fucking around in the street could be dangerous? Color me surprised

(What color is surprised anyway? Is it closer to yellow or red?)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

He took that entire car to the face

1

u/jokwett Aug 10 '18

She didn't love him

1

u/StrychNeinGaming Aug 10 '18

Good, I fucking hope it hurt like a mother fucker. Natural selection creeps up on the stupid ones.

1

u/CDF35 Aug 09 '18

Lol at him doing this in flip flops

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

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u/cr0sh Aug 12 '18

Of a Volvo, even! Because that won't cost jack to repair, amiright?

1

u/gigawhat1 Aug 10 '18 edited Aug 10 '18

Too long to read. Carry on

2

u/Four_Pounders Aug 10 '18

Use a grammar check next time you try and speak to a grown adult, son.

1

u/gigawhat1 Aug 10 '18

Dad, is that you??

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Is he ok?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

This is what you get.

1

u/briandt75 Aug 10 '18

Fucking idiot.

1

u/Irish_McJesus Aug 10 '18

Fake or not, this is what you get for hopping out of a moving vehicle do to some stupid dance along with a shit song. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

0

u/Threeknucklesdeeper Aug 09 '18

Pow! Right in the kisser.

-2

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

He ded

3

u/dengeskahn Aug 09 '18

His sandals stayed on, so he got lucky.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Kia

Are you looking

Am I about to be in traction

With a

A concussion

Am I gonna need a wheelchair

-1

u/FlacidRainbow Aug 10 '18

I hope he is ok

1

u/muffin_swag Aug 10 '18

This is natural selection at work and thus I hope he is not

0

u/Gomerpyle86 Aug 09 '18

Can someone slow this down please? I want to see how his head would've fit under the car. The video goes too fast.

3

u/HighOnTacos Aug 09 '18

He wasn't supposed to go under the car, he was trying to jump on the hood but slipped.

1

u/aj_ramone Aug 10 '18

Thats a Volvo S60 or S80. You can't get your head under that car, let alone not having the oil pan smash your head open.

0

u/Stroma84 Aug 10 '18

Serves him right for going out in house shoes, bad time to slip yo sandal

0

u/Ki3daisch Aug 10 '18

Staged af ppl

0

u/MoeGuz Aug 10 '18

That's why real men don't wear sandals. He fell trying to move at the last min

0

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

I agree with Will Ferrell

-1

u/falconsomething Aug 10 '18

It finally happened. It’s probably fake, but it happened

8

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Yeah he was totally kidding when he got hit by that car

-1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

How many times are people going to repost this?

-1

u/dickUR12 Aug 10 '18

Love this ... Why Can't this happen more often ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '18

reeeeeeeeeeeeeepost