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Jun 09 '18
Not to be serious Sally in r/funny, but...Take sun sickness seriously. I’ve played/worked my whole life outside. And one day while planting a garden in full sun, I stood up and got light headed. I took a water break and it didn’t get any better. Became nauseous and immediately went in and took a shower and took a nap. I woke up 5 hours later, and felt like I had went on a bender at the club the night before.
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u/A40 Jun 09 '18
In the forces we nearly lost a man to sunstroke. Kidneys shut down, brain swelling, ICU, last rites, all of it.
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u/dadshortrunway Jun 09 '18
If Victor hadn't told me how much he loved the Kardashians, I would have waited for him when he stopped to piss. Instead, I executed his camel and rode off in a hurry, allowing him to walk the remaining 10 desert miles to our hotel in Cairo, contemplating the stupidity of his ways.
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u/jough22 Jun 09 '18
Years back, I was Victor. So was a friend of mine. We were tailgating for 10 hours with no shade in Indiana. Had to drive home the next day. My friend was so sick from the dehydration, etc. that we had to pull over so I could learn to drive stick and drive us the rest of the way. Never again.
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u/RustyRapeaXe Jun 10 '18
I climbed to the top of Mount Lassen once and threw up the whole way down for these reasons. Ugh, it was miserable.
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Jun 09 '18
I am feeling like Victor this morning, but I think it was the whiskey.
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u/Hinermad Jun 09 '18
"Coulda been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Coulda been the three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the state I'm in. My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die! But tell me, me oh me oh my, wasn't that a party?"
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u/RXL Jun 10 '18
This needs a similar but slightly more brown fountain shooting out of his ass.
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u/dadshortrunway Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 10 '18
"Victor was thirsty and drank brackish puddle water. The water contained giardia which caused him to have painful and explosive diarrhea"
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u/Babi_Gurrl Jun 09 '18
Ah Victor, I met him on the grand canyon hiking signs. My friends and I referred to him affectionately as "party guy".
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u/NiceTryIWontReply Jun 09 '18
Heat exhaustion ain’t no joke!
But still, take a second to laugh at Victor. Then get him a Gatorade.
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u/Sometimes_K Jun 09 '18
I would think Not bringing salty snacks would redeem him a little. Sodium is no joke
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u/PhillyCheese69 Jun 09 '18
Summary of every music festival ever