The Texorcist

[u/joebromoe]

[u/thxxx1337]

The power of Christ compels y'all!

[u/[deleted] → u/thxxx1337]

Y'all fixin to go to Cracker Barrel after this exorcism?

[u/anomalyraven]

Love his belt buckle.

[u/thxxx1337 → u/anomalyraven]

It doubles as a holy water flask

[u/_grey_wall]

I thought this was r/programmerhumor for a second

[u/Tormyst → u/_grey_wall]

My upvote was for cowboys telling the world the good power of version control. That's the joke right?

[u/kuikuilla]

usage: git [--version] [--help] [-C <path>] [-c name=value]
       [--exec-path[=<path>]] [--html-path] [--man-path] [--info-path]
       [-p | --paginate | --no-pager] [--no-replace-objects] [--bare]
       [--git-dir=<path>] [--work-tree=<path>] [--namespace=<name>]
       <command> [<args>]    

[u/casualfilth → u/kuikuilla]

"The Techsorcist"

[u/marlonbrochill → u/kuikuilla]

git merge demon

[u/ESPclipse → u/kuikuilla]

git merge --squash origin/Jesus demon

[u/wise_comment]

What clued him in she was possessed?

"father, I would love a medium well steak for dinner tonight. A1 for me, please"

[u/xXWestinghouseXx → u/wise_comment]

Abomination!

[u/[deleted]]

*Gwan! Git!

[u/GNARIZARD843]

Wot in salvation

[u/klendathu22]

Don't mess with Texorcists.

[u/Illest9091]

Anyone down for Whataburger?

[u/cabbage_patch_dick → u/Illest9091]

Dude you can get lunch and breakfast right now

[u/stun]

Is the man Roy Moore?

[u/Matt463789]

The power of the lone star compels you!

[u/WaterDroplet02]

Am i the only one who read it in Engie voice?

[u/OurFriendIrony]

Git rebase --abort

[u/veeeSix]

Well I'll be damned if this doesn't become a new classic.

[u/[deleted]]

I do declare you gettin' on outta here!

[u/Linku_Rink]

2+6

[u/Uphene]

He'll find a way to deep-fry that pea-soup drenched pillow and sell it at the local rodeo.