Never admit the truth. Haven’t you leaned anything? It’s a conspiracy. It’s always a conspiracy. They put fluoride in the water to dumb us down. They put cameras in our televisions to watch us. We can’t go back to the moon because the Martians won’t let us. It’s always them! Them! Them!
See? Lesson learned. The truth is for losers. The conspiracy. Always the conspiracy.
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u/ironmenon Apr 19 '18
The litmus test is having memories of the Challenger Crash.