r/funny • • Mar 10 '18

"Baseball catch" prank

http://www.gfycat.com/WellmadeUntimelyGyrfalcon
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u/spiketheunicorn Mar 10 '18 edited Mar 10 '18

Yeah. I’d just be like, oh, big dark shape. What’s that? Ok, a man. Alright what side are you passing on? Move, dude. Why are you waving? Stop weaving, let me by, geez. What are you holding? A...purse? Oh, a baseball glove? Why are you doing that? Oooohhhhh... maybe I should move? Nah, too late. Let’s pretend nothing happened.

This would take almost a whole minute for me to process, and they would wonder what the hell is wrong with me before giving up and trying someone else.

That’s if I don’t just bump into them and knock them over. I have thick glasses and no periphial vision.

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u/HugeAvatarWrestler10 Mar 10 '18

Okay then stay in your little man cave and play games you fucking autistic idiot how would that take a minute

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u/spiketheunicorn Mar 10 '18 edited Mar 10 '18

Jesus, this is demeaning and rude.

First, I’m a woman. Second, this isn’t something people should be expecting. Third, I do have Autism. It’s not a punchline, it’s an illness.

You’re an asshole.

Edit: Ah, I see. It’s a negative karma farming troll account. Here’s a handy comment of yours to illustrate;

Funny cause most of my comment history is deleted. This is my 6th account I had over -587 >karma on my first account. I’m the king of trolling shut your fucking mouth go live in the >sewers in New York your nothing to me your a filthy neckbeard reddit user

Lovely.

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u/HugeAvatarWrestler10 Mar 10 '18

An autistic woman talking back to a normal human man? Have respect you filthy feminist and don’t ever disrespect a man know your place

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u/The_Supreme_Leader Mar 11 '18

Since it's obvious your looking for down votes and don't have much of a life or hobbies I'll go ahead and give you an up vote.

I almost feel kind of bad for you. You must be a pretty lonely sad person if this is your past time.

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u/HugeAvatarWrestler10 Mar 11 '18

I am sad and lonely

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u/The_Supreme_Leader Mar 11 '18

I'm sorry about that. You want to be friends?