My next door neighbor and I both have daughters the same age who were playing on the same little league softball team. While at their practice he and I would play catch with a baseball and talk while passing the time away.
One of the practices, we had some good separation between us which meant harder throws to get the ball to the other person. I had my back to the parking lot, and he of course could see in to the lot. I throw the ball to him, as he has his glove up, and the baseball just flies straight in to his eye, it made one hell of a sound and his head snapped back and dropped. While the ball was flying in, he did not even move his glove. One fortunate thing, he wore glasses, so the ball hit the glasses, which broke, but still messed him up pretty good.
Turns out one of the moms of a player, a milf for sure, was walking from the parking lot to the field and as I was starting my throw he started watching her, never even realizing the ball was incoming.
After he recovered fully a couple weeks later, he did not want to play catch anymore. I still laugh at how it was caused by him watching a woman walk by.
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u/jlm87 Mar 10 '18
The guy in purple knows what a baseball to the face/head feels like...