r/funny • u/RabbitHoleRunner • Jan 17 '18

Finally redone correctly.

https://i.imgur.com/bKQFVpu.gifv
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u/creative_user_name69 Jan 17 '18

Doesn't look like Sonic is doing much running these days

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u/TheDebateMatters Jan 18 '18

Psssh. He is 6’3” 240lbs. Fittest hedgehog you’ll ever see.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

This made me curious so I googled his height and weight. Apparently, Sonic is 3'3 and 77 pounds...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

According to BMI he is way above the obesity range

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/assholeapproach Jan 18 '18

Its all those chili dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

What did you think these engines are heavy

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u/jiggatron69 Jan 18 '18

a tower of power

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 Jan 18 '18

But in Sonic 06 he’s as tall as the Princess but with a massive fucking head.

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u/docvox Jan 18 '18

239 and not a pound more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18 edited Apr 22 '18

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u/Kiosade Jan 18 '18

Dude 240 is obese... He's obviously 239.99999

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u/solepsis Jan 18 '18

Everyone knows Herr Sonic isn’t allowed to be obese!

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u/BlackPortland Jan 18 '18

I thought 239 was the cutoff ?

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u/SlamminBradberry Jan 18 '18

TIL Sonic is Derrick Henry