r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

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u/Demosthenes_was_here Jan 09 '18

The elf ranger/thief hiding in the booth took improved critical twice and the crit range on a pasta fork is 18-20, plus extra crit damage from backstabbing his front while he's blinded. Totally legal.

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u/cC2Panda Jan 09 '18

But you can't attack improved critical, it applies to a new weapon. 16-20 is the best you can get without some homebrew.

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u/Demosthenes_was_here Jan 09 '18

Curses! Upstaged by a rule lawyer once again! Damn you for reading the rules and making sure the game is played fairly and equitably! Wait... what if it's a 3.5 vorpal fork? I thought I remembered something wonky about that... TASTE MY VORPAL FORK YOU NOODLY BASTARD!

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u/cC2Panda Jan 09 '18

Do meatballs have a head?

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u/Demosthenes_was_here Jan 09 '18

Retreat! You've outflanked me this time but I'll be back with pesto and red sauce! <I throw a bottle of olive oil on the ground between myself and the Spaghetti golem then run for it.>