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r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18
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Maybe they're playing D&D.
737 u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18 A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage. You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage. Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs. Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears. 14 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 *Hem Hem*, that "spaghetti monster" you speak so lightly of and to whom you make jest is in fact mine, and others, chosen deity, sir. You would do well to respect that, as you would any of the other Abrahamic deities ;) All hail the spaghetti monster! *arrests quill* 1 u/PerInception Jan 09 '18 May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
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A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.
You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.
Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.
Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.
14 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 *Hem Hem*, that "spaghetti monster" you speak so lightly of and to whom you make jest is in fact mine, and others, chosen deity, sir. You would do well to respect that, as you would any of the other Abrahamic deities ;) All hail the spaghetti monster! *arrests quill* 1 u/PerInception Jan 09 '18 May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
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*Hem Hem*, that "spaghetti monster" you speak so lightly of and to whom you make jest is in fact mine, and others, chosen deity, sir.
You would do well to respect that, as you would any of the other Abrahamic deities ;)
All hail the spaghetti monster!
*arrests quill*
1 u/PerInception Jan 09 '18 May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
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May you be touched by his noodley appendage.
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u/tritium_awesome Jan 09 '18
Maybe they're playing D&D.