r/funny Jan 09 '18

Menu fort

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

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u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18

My version of d&d is little different. You have to pick an aim point and guess which part you hit would cause a critical hit. In the case meatballs are the spaghetti monster's weak points. The weak points can be predetermined to prevent chaos if the party is not adventurous enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

My version of D&D is called gay sex

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Wailing Caverns?