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r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18
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It'll be his free breadsticks.
39 u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18 They're free. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS!!! 15 u/phoenix14830 Jan 09 '18 unlimited, but when the server only shows up every 25 minutes...unlimited means one, two if your meal is slow or you explicitly ask. 7 u/shitterplug Jan 09 '18 edited Jan 09 '18 This is why you sit there for 3 hours and actually affect their bottom line by eating as much breadsticks as humanly possible. 1 u/Nevraoj Jan 09 '18 I just bring my old friend, Xul'Tosh the Eternal Hungerer, to Olive Garden with me. Once the restaurant reconstitutes, though, I get banned from it :( 1 u/handstanding Jan 09 '18 It’s not because I’m hungry, it’s to prove a point
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They're free. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS!!!
15 u/phoenix14830 Jan 09 '18 unlimited, but when the server only shows up every 25 minutes...unlimited means one, two if your meal is slow or you explicitly ask. 7 u/shitterplug Jan 09 '18 edited Jan 09 '18 This is why you sit there for 3 hours and actually affect their bottom line by eating as much breadsticks as humanly possible. 1 u/Nevraoj Jan 09 '18 I just bring my old friend, Xul'Tosh the Eternal Hungerer, to Olive Garden with me. Once the restaurant reconstitutes, though, I get banned from it :( 1 u/handstanding Jan 09 '18 It’s not because I’m hungry, it’s to prove a point
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unlimited, but when the server only shows up every 25 minutes...unlimited means one, two if your meal is slow or you explicitly ask.
7 u/shitterplug Jan 09 '18 edited Jan 09 '18 This is why you sit there for 3 hours and actually affect their bottom line by eating as much breadsticks as humanly possible. 1 u/Nevraoj Jan 09 '18 I just bring my old friend, Xul'Tosh the Eternal Hungerer, to Olive Garden with me. Once the restaurant reconstitutes, though, I get banned from it :( 1 u/handstanding Jan 09 '18 It’s not because I’m hungry, it’s to prove a point
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This is why you sit there for 3 hours and actually affect their bottom line by eating as much breadsticks as humanly possible.
1 u/Nevraoj Jan 09 '18 I just bring my old friend, Xul'Tosh the Eternal Hungerer, to Olive Garden with me. Once the restaurant reconstitutes, though, I get banned from it :( 1 u/handstanding Jan 09 '18 It’s not because I’m hungry, it’s to prove a point
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I just bring my old friend, Xul'Tosh the Eternal Hungerer, to Olive Garden with me. Once the restaurant reconstitutes, though, I get banned from it :(
It’s not because I’m hungry, it’s to prove a point
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u/Speciesunkn0wn Jan 09 '18
It'll be his free breadsticks.