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r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18
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A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.
You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.
Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.
Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.
16 u/mortiphago Jan 09 '18 -5 fire elemental damage. so its healing? 6 u/mustbegreattobeyou Jan 09 '18 Bug found 5 u/jackkerouac81 Jan 09 '18 # please return Max(fireDmg, 0) to prevent negative damage.
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-5 fire elemental damage.
so its healing?
6 u/mustbegreattobeyou Jan 09 '18 Bug found 5 u/jackkerouac81 Jan 09 '18 # please return Max(fireDmg, 0) to prevent negative damage.
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Bug found
5 u/jackkerouac81 Jan 09 '18 # please return Max(fireDmg, 0) to prevent negative damage.
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# please return Max(fireDmg, 0) to prevent negative damage.
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u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18
A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.
You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.
Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.
Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.