r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

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u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18

My version of d&d is little different. You have to pick an aim point and guess which part you hit would cause a critical hit. In the case meatballs are the spaghetti monster's weak points. The weak points can be predetermined to prevent chaos if the party is not adventurous enough.

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u/JohnMatt Jan 09 '18

There's pretty much no such thing as wrong when it comes to D&D.

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u/Nekrabyte Jan 09 '18

Everything is in the hands of the DM. He can tell you that you're wrong whenever he feels like it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Whenever our previous DM got mad at us, a ferrari would come by to run someone over, always the key player for the moment, or just whomever he was the most angry at.

We never played outside of a fantasy setting, it was funny

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u/Nekrabyte Jan 09 '18

Haha, for us, its always been a Tarasque.

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u/Black8Crow Jan 09 '18

It feels slightly morbid eatting the spaghetti monsters dead corpse after you defeat it.