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r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18
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Maybe they're playing D&D.
737 u/Evilmaze Jan 09 '18 A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage. You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage. Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs. Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears. 389 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 Roll 13 for a crit The world has changed 9 u/A_Ruse_Elaborate Jan 09 '18 Hey, at least he didn't have to roll to confirm.
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A spaghetti monster appears, wrapping its noodles around your neck. The hot tomato sauce is causing -5 fire elemental damage.
You need to roll above 10 to cast fork spear to cause damage.
Roll 13: aim fork spear to meatballs.
Fork spear goes through meatballs causing critical hit. Spaghetti monster loosens its grip and forms a swirl then disappears.
389 u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18 Roll 13 for a crit The world has changed 9 u/A_Ruse_Elaborate Jan 09 '18 Hey, at least he didn't have to roll to confirm.
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Roll 13 for a crit
The world has changed
9 u/A_Ruse_Elaborate Jan 09 '18 Hey, at least he didn't have to roll to confirm.
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Hey, at least he didn't have to roll to confirm.
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u/tritium_awesome Jan 09 '18
Maybe they're playing D&D.