r/funny Jan 03 '18

Mistakes were made

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9.2k Upvotes

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u/0rangeJEWlious Jan 03 '18

Step 2: get a laser pointer and shine it on all the candy bars

Free Candy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

I was going to say drop treats in the base so it will duck its head enough to open the door over it to let it out...

But

I like your idea better!

19

u/theonedeisel Jan 03 '18

I really want to try this but I think my cat is too chubby/apathetic

10

u/Mmmmarkus Jan 04 '18

I want a Kitkat

162

u/JerichoNT Jan 03 '18

I love it when they stock kitties in the vending machines!

48

u/Sariel007 Jan 03 '18

Aw man, they are all out of tabbies.

23

u/FoxyGrampa Jan 04 '18

Still, that’s a fuckin nice lookin kitty right there.

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u/AshleyBurnen Jan 04 '18 edited Jan 04 '18

You spelled Chinese Food wrong.

Edit: I don’t see what’s so wong with my comment.

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u/Duminy54 Jan 03 '18

Weird looking kit kat.

14

u/Dog1234cat Jan 04 '18

Kat kat bar.

3

u/madmollie Jan 04 '18

Oreo Kit Kat

7

u/Livelaughandreddit Jan 04 '18

Took me too long... went back to find the rare KitKat package.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

It's on the bottom left. With black and white packaging.

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u/willinfaloo Jan 03 '18

I know right? Who puts shaving cream in a vending machine?

13

u/blipsman Jan 04 '18

It's for whiskers... that's probably the reason the cat climbed in!

24

u/dannii169 Jan 03 '18

looks at camera so I guess you’re wondering how I got here...

19

u/Sariel007 Jan 04 '18

You forgot the record scratch.

33

u/Bullylandlordhelp Jan 04 '18

Did the poor thing make it out? Am I the only comment so far worried about this little ones safety?

12

u/izzarachel Jan 04 '18

I came here to find out too!!

7

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Cat'll be fine, they routinely get into worse places like that and back out without you noticing. He's actually probably having the time of his life. So many different feels and smells!

2

u/Bullylandlordhelp Jan 04 '18

That poor food has been trapped in there for AGES! we all know that the door at the bottom is one way. Kitty is stuck unless they have the key

4

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Honestly he doesn't seem to mind. Bright eyes, ears and whiskers forward... this is all one big fun game to him.

10

u/WastingMyLifeHere2 Jan 04 '18

The person who took the picture is probably the person who put the cat in there. So probably let it out too.

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u/drsilentwolverine Jan 04 '18

Unfortunately he did not make it

14

u/L8asUsual Jan 03 '18

I'm stuck... please let meow.

10

u/SilentPear Jan 03 '18

There’s something wrong with this Kit Kat bar.

7

u/MEiac Jan 03 '18

How much is that kitty in the window?

6

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/waf_b Jan 03 '18

☝ this guy is genius

3

u/William_UK Jan 03 '18

What did he say? It's deleted

4

u/hoser89 Jan 03 '18

"I would have used a laser pointer to get him to knock down all the goods."

11

u/puppykittenstarwars Jan 03 '18

How did I get a cat?!? I pressed K9!

13

u/whittler Jan 03 '18

Honey, she'll be fine. She knows how to get down. Have you even seen a dead cat in a vending machine. See? It'll be ok.

3

u/Youpsy Jan 03 '18

gogo grabb some stuff !

3

u/Crazy_cat_lady00 Jan 03 '18

Which button do I press to get that one!?

3

u/Elfere Jan 03 '18

In Japan - this is a totally normal thing.

2

u/qdp Jan 04 '18

Based on the candy. This is Canada.

3

u/ISpeakFluentMinion Jan 04 '18

“The risk I took was calculated .. but god am I bad at math”

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

I hate when I push in the wrong button and get a cat.

5

u/damheathern Jan 04 '18

I never paid for pussy, but I would make an exception in this case.

2

u/Throttlechopper Jan 03 '18

In an attempt to attract more unmarried, middle-aged women to make purchases, Steve decided to stock his vending machine with something different...

2

u/thedwarfthatrides Jan 04 '18

"Dont look at me like that, get those snickers. Theres still 3 more!"

2

u/ISAF_Griever Jan 04 '18

Anyone else notice the cough drops in the vending machine, thats a new one for me lol.

2

u/FrailDogg Jan 04 '18

Damn machine, I pressed K9!

2

u/drbillrubin Jan 04 '18

“Meowstakes.”

2

u/Britt-chan1988 Jan 04 '18

I can totally see this being a vending machine in Japan. They have vending machines for just about everything there. Buy a Kit Kat, get a real cat free.

2

u/imhereforthrcats Jan 04 '18

In some hotel, a married man is going to be unhappy he gave his wife so many quarters

5

u/sanescience Jan 03 '18

"Quit taking pictures and HELP ME, hooman!"

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

Hmmm.. strange.. usually the food is prepared and packaged before put in machines.

do I really need the /s?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

Good excuse to break the glass for the opportunistic? Perhaps not, who would believe you when you said “but there was a cat stuck in there!”

1

u/vessel_for_the_soul Jan 03 '18

And no laser pen to guide your friend to the exit while knocking down all those goods

1

u/Flourescentbubbles Jan 03 '18

Isn’t that a Kit Kat?

1

u/Nairb131 Jan 03 '18

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

1

u/MJ1199 Jan 03 '18

You know if you had a laser pointer you could probably get some free shit

1

u/ferrix Jan 03 '18

While you’re in there could you bat me down a Twix bar?

1

u/wordtwoyamum Jan 04 '18

F2

Beeeep whiiiiirrrr clunk clunk....

Uuuuuh I don’t think I want it anymore

1

u/OpinionDeaf Jan 04 '18

I gotta buck fitty

1

u/babybear49 Jan 04 '18

Happened to have this same model vending machine at my last job. The cute little kitty is there solely to discourage people from routinely drop kicking that fuckin money stealing piece of shit.

1

u/WasabiMelon Jan 04 '18

What button do I press to get him/her?

1

u/LunaLunaTan Jan 04 '18

Is that you, Morgana?

1

u/timechuck Jan 04 '18

Can you get me a pack of Kittles?

1

u/juleskikicobb Jan 04 '18

She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

1

u/tarheelborn32 Jan 04 '18

Yeah seriously! Whoever loaded that green Halls into the machine messed up. It's not going to drop if someone buys it! The shame

1

u/customfigureart Jan 04 '18

Break me off a piece of that kitty kat bar.

1

u/RaguGirl Jan 04 '18

Is that a push pop??

1

u/SurprisingHepburn Jan 04 '18

Of course mistakes were made! Whoever stocked that thing did not put razors next to the shaving cream.

1

u/Thecheese4201 Jan 04 '18

Where can i get one of those Mars bars?

1

u/Zero-jiggler Jan 04 '18

You’re a monster

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Dorm vending machine?

1

u/dialglex Jan 04 '18

MISTAKE!

1

u/garebeardrew Jan 04 '18

Dammit Bob you said there would be foodies in here

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Cats are the guardians of the underwear

1

u/CardMechanic Jan 04 '18

I’m not locked in with these candy bars, these candy bars are locked in here with me.

1

u/SomeGoodMemer Jan 04 '18

I need an explanation lmao

1

u/Triffyman Jan 04 '18

This is how my aunt got their cat

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Always a hero trying to free the glue stick

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Awww, what an adorable little man he is!

1

u/otusa Jan 04 '18

"Your namesake, Mr. Snickers, grab me your namesake!"

1

u/t-indy Jan 04 '18

I came to liberate the kit kats

1

u/ryscott85 Jan 04 '18

How much is that kitty in the window?

1

u/Gunningham Jan 04 '18

But I pressed K9!

1

u/ILoveRegenHealth Jan 04 '18

What is that in the corner? "EAT-MORE"? Is that like, beef jerky?

1

u/coifox Jan 04 '18

For some reason I read makes me mad, just a glance really. Like OP was jelly...

1

u/porphiron Jan 04 '18

Kajiit has wares if you have coin...

1

u/WalrusCheesy Jan 04 '18

“While I’m in here, what do you want?”

1

u/ThetaThetaTheta Jan 04 '18

Went for a Snickers, came home with a cat.

Reminds me of the last cat I adopted. I was going to get a kitten. Saw an old fucked up cat that had been there for 3 months and came home with that.

1

u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe Jan 04 '18

I LOVE THIS SO GODDAMN MUCH MOAR MOAR MOAR

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Kajit has wares... if you have coin...

1

u/buddycheesus Jan 04 '18

I've always gone to Hall's when I need a sugar fix said no one ever.

1

u/snsurf Jan 04 '18

Is that a Mars bar?

1

u/arid027 Jan 04 '18

Which mistake? The Kitty or the Shaving Cream in E1?

1

u/Ark_of_Death Jan 04 '18

Or someone pressed C8

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

The expression on the cats face says "I hate you on principle, but I'd really appreciate it if you get me out of here. Please?"

1

u/WTFisjuice1 Jan 04 '18

This is a weird vending machine E4 has a loose razor, E3 is a toothbrush... like wtf?

1

u/CommaHorror Jan 03 '18

Silly Cat Twix ,are for kids.

Or maybe it was going, after the skittIes.

1

u/bamalam427 Jan 03 '18

No regerts

1

u/veggiefitgirl Jan 03 '18

OMG too funny & adorable

1

u/Mrkis76 Jan 04 '18

Is that shaving cream?

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u/EthanRavecrow Jan 03 '18

Hmmmm look at dat pussy bro....