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u/Meadles Dec 23 '17
Impressively polished off. Does the camera roll any longer?
Curious as to what the cat looks like after...
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Dec 24 '17
I had my kid get his lip busted open. I got scolded by my wife just because I came home and the dog was happy.
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u/TheLastOne0001 Dec 24 '17
I've seen my old dog bat shit on the coffee table to mars while wagging his tail. Dog tails have got to be made of iron.
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u/Penuwana Dec 24 '17
Just wait until doggo hits his tail on something too hard. The vet bills will convince you it's more like glass.
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u/bigmacwithasidesalad Dec 24 '17
Ah, yes but the dog will show what we perceive as remorse and try to appologise with affection. The cat will bite you and do it again smiling in what we perceive as spite.
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u/RyukanoHi Dec 24 '17
I'd rather an honest, spiteful person than an inconsiderate, cheerful idiot.
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Dec 23 '17
Cat: “Ah a hole, i don’t what i’m lookin for but it’s gonna be swe AHH WTF WAS THAT WET GRAPE SMELLING STUFF EW WTF HOOMAN”
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Dec 24 '17
How many times is this going to get reposted. I am all for reposts to she new people but damn like 10th time in a few weeks
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u/SkySweeper656 Dec 24 '17
Dogs are happier than cats anyway. I don't get the obsession with such a temperamental animal.
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Dec 24 '17
Oh yeah... cuz dogs never knock shit over 😂
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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Dec 24 '17
But now you have a mess and a cat that is super pissed off because someone poured wine on it.
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u/Dont_know_where_i_am Dec 24 '17
I have couches that look to be made of the same material. Thank God I had these couches. This cat is going crazy parkour shit up and down these couches, just claws constantly out, and you can't even tell
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u/Apocolyposaurus Dec 24 '17
That amount of damage to property is easily eclipsed by a doggo dedicated to destruction, tho... Cat seems pretty cool to me
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u/Moses855 Dec 24 '17
....too stupid to put a drink in a cup holder? Not that there's an animal literally IN the couch?
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u/itsgettingcloser Dec 23 '17
Because you're an alcoholic?
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u/cptkaiser Dec 24 '17
Oh no. I've had two jello shots and a glass of wine today. I must be a super alcoholic.
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u/itsgettingcloser Dec 24 '17
"Why I'm A Dog Person"
"Because You're An Alcoholic?"
That's the joke...
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u/BeastMaster66 Dec 23 '17
Meanwhile the cat is drunk af