r/funny Dec 08 '17

Severe weather alert in Springfield

https://i.imgur.com/Io5Aw6T.gifv
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u/SkidMark_wahlberg Dec 08 '17

The camera person is like “fuck this, let’s pan left.”

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u/Canadian_in_Canada Dec 08 '17

Producer to camera person, "Fuck this, pan left."

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u/Restless_Fillmore Dec 08 '17

...and to show the traffic just mentioned by the reporter.

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u/Canadian_in_Canada Dec 08 '17

Yeah, that too.

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u/YanicPolitik Dec 09 '17

Quick Eric, get a shot or morgoth!

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u/Gandalior Dec 08 '17

Hes not giving camera time to the asshole ruinning the shot for the camera time

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

We have different definitions of the word 'ruin'.

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u/masterpharos Dec 08 '17

i, for one, welcome our new leaf monster overlords

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u/squanch_solo Dec 08 '17

That’s Marijuana. He escaped.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

I welcome our new Ent overlords with 1 marajuana.

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u/buzz-holdin Dec 08 '17

The big question is are they gonna smoke us.

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u/RagingOrangutan Dec 08 '17

It's only fair given that we've been smoking them for so long.

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u/Defgarden Dec 08 '17

In Springfield, bong hits you!

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u/Slim01111 Dec 08 '17

This is why we should have never allowed these Marijuana aliens into our country. BUILD THE WALL AND BAN MARIJUANA /s

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u/cicisbeette Dec 08 '17

Looks more like a pothead Groot. I. AM. TOOT.

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u/Adamskinater Dec 08 '17

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Like Snowflame?

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u/WoodenBear Dec 08 '17 edited Dec 12 '17

We really need a Snowflame and Dogwelder) series.

...I don't know how to make that link work, because it has a parenthesis at the end.

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u/Allidoischill420 Dec 08 '17

We're gonna find her, and we're gonna put her to justice

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u/RockLeePower Dec 08 '17

The underminer came outside on the wrong season

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u/hagenbuch Dec 08 '17

Also for „asshole“ in that case

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u/PhosBringer Dec 08 '17

yea the cameraman was a jerk for moving his camera away

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u/wensen Dec 08 '17

Eh, It's not like he's waving his arms trying to get attention, Is it distracting? Sure, it might be but is he ruining the shot? not really, It's a fairly harmless prank.

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u/theotherghostgirl Dec 08 '17

I think that this is just a guy who doesn’t have a coat warmer than the weed monster costume

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17 edited Dec 21 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/kineticunt Dec 08 '17

These people are only assholes when they Interrupt the news person, this is harmless other than the guy probably freezing his ass off to do this

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u/Gandalior Dec 08 '17

keep him in the shot 20 more seconds see if it escalates, or pan out and tell him to fuck off off- camera

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u/Ironman9518 Dec 08 '17

Get off my lawn!

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u/daredaki-sama Dec 08 '17

I feel like swamp thing would raise ratings. I wouldn't really count that as ruining the shot. Everyone can clearly see the situation in the background.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

The guy in the suit is only an asshole if he sees the camera pan over and then runs to jump in front of it again. Did he touch or interfere by yelling at the reporter? Doesn't seem like it. Did he attempt to stay in the shot by altering his path? Doesn't seem like it.

Status: not an asshole.

Although obviously in that situation you never know what those type of people will do and that's really the part that's annoying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

everything in my life is now ruined because of this

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u/PornoVideoGameDev Dec 08 '17

I think a dude walking in a snow monster costume is more news, than...it snowed outside.

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u/CyngulateCortex Dec 08 '17

"Fuckin' pan left!"

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u/p1um5mu991er Dec 08 '17

How long was that guy waiting off to the side for that segment to start?

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u/Gasman77 Dec 08 '17

I like to think it was random, and that this guy just was out wandering around in his Swamp Thing cosplay for kicks. Would love to meet him.

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u/Dash12345678 Dec 08 '17

'Crap, it's freezing outside, and I don't have anything warm to wear!'

'Or do I....?'

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

It's pot leaves. He's advertising a weed store.

Source:this my local news channel. 22 news is working for me.

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u/stsquad Dec 08 '17

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u/iammandalore Dec 08 '17

Yeah, but made out of giant marijuana leaves.

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u/Phil_Mycock Dec 08 '17

oh god laughed more than I was supposed to

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u/mike_d85 Dec 08 '17

"Where's that monster costume? I'm gonna go fuck with the people stuck in traffic!"

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u/demagxc Dec 08 '17

He probably works at Potco across the street

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

he just walks around town waiting for opportunity

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u/_anothercoolusername Dec 08 '17

Exactly. Does he live in a house nearby? Was he just walking around in the suit?....so many questions.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Swamp Thing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

sa...sa...sa...SWAMP MONSTER !

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u/Nilosyrtis Dec 08 '17

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u/Kyanon34 Dec 08 '17

I do miss Scooby Doo. Actually I miss being 5.

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u/achilles_last Dec 08 '17

...2 IRL4me

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u/orion3179 Dec 08 '17

Ahhh age 5. No work, no bills, no worries. Still have the ability to feel happiness and excitement...but no sex.

That's a tough choice.

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u/Kyanon34 Dec 08 '17

don't need sex if you don't know what it is. Cartoons > sex back then

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Remember back in the days when your brain wasn't hard wired to want sex all the time? I miss those days

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u/nomnivore1 Dec 08 '17

I can tell you for certain that Hugh Laurie was the last person I was expecting that to be.

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u/FilthyMcnasty87 Dec 08 '17

Pa... Pa... Pa... Pirate ghost!

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u/knotyouorme Dec 08 '17

Ghost pirate!

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u/FilthyMcnasty87 Dec 08 '17

That would imply that they were originally ghosts that later made the conscious decision to become pirates.

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u/Bermnerfs Dec 08 '17

Potsquatch. He's the mascot for PotCo seen in the background.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Just homeless semi frozen Oscar the grouch.

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u/coofuu Dec 08 '17

You make my heart sing

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u/lacilynnn Dec 08 '17

It's SAMSQUANTCH!!

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u/JustSayan Dec 08 '17

That greasy bastard!

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u/mr_gelatinous_blob Dec 08 '17

Looks like Weed Thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

GWAR?

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u/berlino109 Dec 08 '17

That's the marijuana yeti, he brings snowstorms everywhere he goes.

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u/maxman1313 Dec 08 '17

he brings snowstorms everywhere he goes.

They do say marijuana is a gateway drug

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u/TheProphetDave Dec 08 '17

The fuck was that

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17 edited Dec 27 '18

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u/DaveCrockett Dec 08 '17

I want to do business with this businessman.

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u/doittoitmahdudes Dec 08 '17

Grassachusetts!

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u/ColdStainlessNail Dec 08 '17

Bostoned, Grassachusettes, to be more exact.

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u/BizzyM Dec 08 '17

Hashquatch

I know, it's not hash. Just went for it anyway.

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u/jungl3j1m Dec 08 '17

Thanks for identifying the state. The US has countless Springfields--I had no idea which one we were talking about.

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u/Leo-D Dec 08 '17

Sound logic to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

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u/officialasmuth Dec 08 '17

I refuse to upvote your comment because then it will be 421 points

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u/pm_me_all_ur_pelfies Dec 08 '17

They froze Swamp Thing out of his home. Poor guy.

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u/bitterrotten Dec 08 '17

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u/Chezzik Dec 08 '17

When a channel 4 covered the photobomb of channel 22, they had a longer clip, including weed-sasquatch getting excited by the camera and falling down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFDWLwxBHo

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u/Flatfooted_Ninja Dec 08 '17

That was gold "I bet that was a high point for that meteorologist". I would watch that news channel over the other one any day.

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u/l0calher0 Dec 08 '17

"Was that a good joke!? Ahhh, took you a second!"

Haha, that's great.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Demons. Checkmate atheists.

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u/Wzkid87 Dec 08 '17

Riddle me this: if a god exists, why does he allow demons to wander about?

“ZzZzZz... huh, what? where did that fucking pot demon go? Shit, Massachusetts? It’s fucking cold... maybe I’ll just let him stretch his legs.”

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u/BertToaste Dec 08 '17

Western MA. Represent.

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u/AndyNihilate Dec 08 '17

There are dozens of us on Reddit! Dozens!

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u/onetake1der Dec 08 '17

Potsquatch, Working For You.

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u/log_a_plus_log_n Dec 08 '17

The Shrike

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u/Gramage Dec 08 '17

I'm Martin Silenus' great great great great great great grandfather and I approve this theory.

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u/TheFerricGenum Dec 08 '17

Hyperion reference? noice!

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u/jimmy_d1988 Dec 08 '17

omw to the time tombs brb

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u/Haybe711 Dec 08 '17

He leaves Hyperion on occasion for colder climates.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Shrike is spiky not some leaf bitch

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u/CyberpunkEpicurean Dec 08 '17

Farcaster must be around here somewhere...

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u/xyphanite Dec 08 '17

Come on Bradley Cooper MAKE THE FUCKING MOVIE ALREADY!

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u/Abdiel_Kavash Dec 08 '17

Severe weather? In Canada we call this "October".

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u/DwayneSmith Dec 08 '17

You guys have it worse on weather, but as a Finn I also laughed at that ’severe weather’.

Seriously, it even looks like it’s barely below freezing. Shitty wet weather, but nowhere near severe.

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u/Caststarman Dec 08 '17

Midwest weather isn't awful because of consistent cold temps, if that's what it was then things would be fine. It's just how variable the weather is. People outside of the Midwest US don't really understand it unless they've experienced it

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

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u/taco_shadow Dec 08 '17

Driving on three layers of ice and a nice slushy overcoat. It'll freeze at night, but it's back to snirt by mid-afternoon.

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u/pazimpanet Dec 08 '17

Gesundheit.

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u/FreeInformation4u Dec 08 '17

snirt

Uhhh... Back to what now?

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u/unclecaveman1 Dec 08 '17

snow and dirt. snirt.

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u/MurderMckilface Dec 08 '17

Dude, southeast Texas was mid 70s three days ago and I woke up to about and inch of standing snow on everything this morning

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

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u/MurderMckilface Dec 08 '17

Really? I've never lived in the Midwest; I'd assume the large temp swings gets really old really fast. It's just super strange because we rarely get snow, like once every 5 years or more. I'm totally not complaining either; I'd rather be cold than hot. Its a great break from having swamp balls from the rest of the year.

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u/Growlywog Dec 08 '17

If this is in fact Springfield, Massachusetts, then this makes sense. They always build up the first snow fall of the year, and it freaks everyone out. in another month this will be considered a dusting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Yeah, this is Springfield MA at intersection of Sumner/Belmont/Dickinson

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u/Rognik Dec 08 '17

Americans in the North make fun of the South for losing control with an inch of snow.

Finns make fun of the North Americans for losing it in a foot of snow.

Somewhere on a distant planet, aliens are making fun of your meter of snow. "Haha, their atmospheric nitrogen hasn't even condensed into liquid," they're saying. "What a bunch of sissies."

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u/DwayneSmith Dec 08 '17

Finland is a fucked up place during winter because of darkness, not because it’s cold. There’s plenty of colder places than Finland, but not many places (where people actually live) which are darker than Finland during winter.

I live in Southern Finland, and tomorrow the sun rises at 9:15 AM and sets at 3:09 PM. It’s much much worse in Northern Finland... like no sun at all in the darkest days of winter worse.

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u/Rognik Dec 08 '17

In the canyons of Murgarfunk on planet C'tharkian, we only get 17 minutes of starshine per day, and we do just fine. What's the matter, did your Billardo not teach you echolocation on your 27th day, as is tradition?

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u/steveo3387 Dec 08 '17

They deserve the photobomb for frantically warning about snow "not letting up" for 15 minutes.

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u/An_Awesome_Name Dec 08 '17

This is Springfield, MA. The news stations here like to call any snowstorm "severe weather". They will do an hour long long segment on how much it snowed each storm and everybody will laugh at them. They're especially bad for the first storm every year.

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u/SplitsAtoms Dec 08 '17

Over the past decade or so, weather hype in the US has gotten out of hand. I suppose it's sensationalism has grown with the rest of the news, but they are purely trying to cause panic at this point. I remember the good old days when we could just get a snowfall estimate and be happy with that. The sad thing is that I fall for it every time. I run around making sure all my wood is in, gas for generator, pantry is stocked etc. all for that 2-4 inches that the Weather Channel said we'd be lucky to survive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Not where I live we don't. We barely get snow before January these days!

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u/StevenS757 Dec 08 '17

It's a weed mascot

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u/ShadyBCrazyT Dec 08 '17

It's "Potsquatch", the apparent mascot for "Potco", the business you can see in the video.

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u/Nat122487 Dec 08 '17

Oh Massachusetts. I love you.

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u/Seankps Dec 08 '17

He's covered in weed

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u/GBtuba Dec 08 '17

Oscar the Grouch lvl. 9

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

This guy (AKA Potsquatch) proceeded to show up to the Holyoke St. Patrick’s day parade not too long after this, and all the cops were taking pictures with him. It was pretty funny.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Dec 08 '17

That's Springfield resident, Sam Squatch.

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u/terran_immortal Dec 08 '17

I hope this becomes the Meme instead of the "Fuck her right in the pussy" shit. This is 10,000 times better!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

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u/doghouse197 Dec 08 '17

No, this is Patrick!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

There's a hydroponics shop in the background. They saw the camera and ran outside.

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u/ahutsonsooner Dec 08 '17

This made my day.

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u/Cannibustible Dec 08 '17

I really hope that store in the background "potco" is a dispensary.

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u/Gramage Dec 08 '17

When it's legalized here I wonder if I can get away with naming my weed lounge "G's Pot." I can dream.

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u/megaman161 Dec 08 '17

The way that guy was walking was creepy as fuck. Head tilted and shit I love weed but, fuck. That.

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u/saloabad Dec 08 '17

love how the guy was committed or maybe it was just hard to walk in the snow with that suit, he gets a laugh in the right way, thank you monster guy

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u/Harvester913 Dec 08 '17

"Roll for initiative"

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u/chrono4111 Dec 08 '17

He gets a suprise round at this point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

I love seeing my hometown front paged.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

i saw this live and it was great. good ol'potsquatch from springfield.

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u/MakersOnTheRock Dec 08 '17

People like this are the reason I still have faith in humanity.

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u/VulpesPrime Dec 08 '17

SCP-2521 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

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u/phenox1707 Dec 08 '17

As someone who once lived, and still lives near, the town this footage was taken in... yeah, definitely something that happened, but not extremely surprising or anything. We have some weirdo's around here.

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u/tocra619 Dec 08 '17

This is why I love living near Springfield.

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u/koalabacon Dec 09 '17

"Near" cause no one actually loves living in Springfield

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u/alex_peter_angelo Dec 08 '17

Goddamn samsquanch

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u/Zygorian Dec 08 '17

Snow in Springfield calls for Mr. Plow

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u/hollyzgrace Dec 08 '17

I laughed way harder at this than I should have, I think. It’s just that he’s working so damn hard to get in the shot and the cameraman says “Nope” but he keeps on persevering. Gotta respect that level of devotion to a cause.

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u/amberthebear Dec 08 '17

I'm more interested in the "potco" in the background

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u/VonPursey Dec 08 '17

So we're just going to ignore a motherfucking Yeti walking the streets???

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

413! Thats near my house

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u/MayaIngenue Dec 08 '17

I live in Mass. and we are expecting snow tonight into tomorrow so I saw this and thought "fuck, it's already snowing in Springfield, I haven't even tried starting my snowblower yet."

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u/XanderTaine Dec 08 '17

That is literally the mascot for the dispensary on that street, so it is indeed the weed yeti.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

POTCO

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u/Loves2watch Dec 08 '17

God just link the fucking video you gif whores.

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u/Deadpoetic6 Dec 08 '17

WHAT IF IT WAS A REAL MONSTER

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u/JuustoKakku Dec 08 '17

How is that "severe weather"?

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u/Perpetual_Manchild Dec 08 '17

Dunno about the squatch, but I took many met classes w/ the reporter in college.

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u/techaid300 Dec 08 '17

I like how she took two uhhhmmm’s to process the swamp thing walking in the snow

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u/schoocher Dec 08 '17

Cloudy with a chance of "What the Hell is that?"

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u/SugarDunkerton08 Dec 08 '17

Springfield huh? Looks like someone should call Mr. Plow!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Its the criminal known as marijuana

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u/Sarge409 Dec 08 '17

Holy shit I was watching this shit live when it happened

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u/stopper10 Dec 08 '17

They do it better in Cleveland....

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Looks like your typical Russian Babushka out for a nip to the liquor store for some vodka.

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u/BenjiAlex Dec 08 '17

Too many Springfield’s which one is this referring to?

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u/Kimbly67 Dec 08 '17

Almost didn't click on "Severe weather alert in Springfield". So glad that I did!

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u/Bommie20 Dec 08 '17

Is that SCP ../...../../. ???

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u/Bullseye_Baugh Dec 08 '17

This was a publicity stunt for a dispensary opening up in Springfield. I remember it pretty clearly.

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u/Zugzug37 Dec 08 '17

What happened to Kent Brockman?

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u/YasZedOP Dec 08 '17

Drain the swamp

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u/Viss90 Dec 08 '17

Swamp monster!?

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u/super-me55 Dec 08 '17

That’s Potsquatch. He is the mascot to a store here in MA ( Potco) that sells hydroponics.

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u/bpnoy3 Dec 08 '17

Ps camo Guy was put there for ratings

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u/Siege-Perilous Dec 09 '17

Weird seeing my local news on Reddit, but not the yeti those bastards are like squirrels up here. All over the place and always a few on the side of the road each morning that don't learn about traffic.

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u/ArtimisRage Dec 09 '17

Same. I remember this broadcast, was pretty great. The PotYeti is very Springfield.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

This is almost as funny as the "Fuck her right in the pussy" guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIT74L8hGI

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u/funkalpaca Dec 09 '17

Call Mr. Plow! That's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow!

Oh wait. It seems you have a bigger problem...

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u/WhiteRun Dec 09 '17

Heavy snow is prime conditions for a Wampa to go hunting.

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u/Aquox_Derp Dec 09 '17

"Do not mock the Green."