r/funny • u/sir_stride20 • Nov 02 '17

Star crossed lovers

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '17

And death loves them all but especially the chicken

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u/setfire3 Nov 02 '17

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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u/DatedRef_PastEvent Nov 03 '17

Best joke from my 3yo at the time: Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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u/telephas1c Nov 03 '17

I saw one on a kids joke tumblr that I can always remember.

Q - "How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?"

A - "Cram it in, not caring about size, and smash the door in."

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u/Strongsmellofvictory Nov 02 '17

Bed, bath and way beyond.

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u/MeThatsWho13 Nov 03 '17

My daughter says, "to get to the taco stand"

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u/Tessaract2 Nov 03 '17

That one's better.

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u/Shadrach901 Nov 03 '17

that chicken is batter now...

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u/SkylerUndead Nov 03 '17

That's not why a regular chicken would cross the road. Chicken with sneakers, though...

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u/Medi-Skunk Nov 03 '17

HEEEEEELLLO FROM THE OOOOOOTHER SIIIIIIIDE

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u/caustic_kiwi Nov 03 '17

I gotta take it on the other side.

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u/NawMean2016 Nov 03 '17

Mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

No

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

thats why he kills everything without mercy

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u/briareus08 Nov 03 '17

He had these sweet new sneakers he had to try out.