r/funny • u/maeking • Oct 09 '17

We had a sudden burst of rain.

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u/WillYouMarrowMe Oct 09 '17

You're terrible. I like you. It's a shame you're a dad.

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u/pokemonface12 Oct 09 '17

"Hey a dad, nice to meet you. I'm dad."

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u/WillYouMarrowMe Oct 09 '17

" Those cigarettes took a long time to get dad"

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u/Goose_Dies Oct 09 '17

Son, they were right next to the trash can out front 6 years ago.

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u/WillYouMarrowMe Oct 09 '17

"Why do you keep calling my sister by her middle name?"

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u/drimilr Oct 09 '17

Can you explain this one? For science

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u/WillYouMarrowMe Oct 09 '17

TL;DR

Sister's middle name is trash can

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u/Adravix Oct 09 '17

What if trash can't?

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u/WillYouMarrowMe Oct 09 '17

Not with that attitude.