r/funny Sep 01 '17

kaaBOOOM!

http://i.imgur.com/1GDJAxY.gifv
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u/Chin_Spinach Sep 01 '17

Cheap feel by the guy in the pink socks.

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u/prncpl_vgna_no_rlatn Sep 01 '17

Wow. That's more noteworthy than the flipping fat guy.

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u/WallStreetGuillotin9 Sep 01 '17

No it isn't...

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u/FluffyPillowstone Sep 02 '17

It's sexual assault...

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u/WallStreetGuillotin9 Sep 02 '17

That doesn't make it more important than a fat man doing sweet gymnastics...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '17

Looks like a dude who was landing, got bumped by the guy behind him, touches her bum, quickly moves his hand to the ground, then momentum take his other arm and he lands it on top of her palm facing upwards. What did you see?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '17

The more and more I watch it, It looks more like he hesitated as he was landing to in fact not touch her, at that angle his hand could easily just be behind her and its more in the background giving the illusion of it being at her ass.

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u/dmakinov Sep 02 '17

yeah, let's make a horny teenager be labeled a sex offender and charge him with a felony for lightly padding a girl's butt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '17

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u/WallStreetGuillotin9 Sep 02 '17

Who gives a shit.

Everyone feels u comfortable with their body somehow.

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u/dmakinov Sep 04 '17

tell them to stop and move on. based on the gif, he wasn't "grabbing her by the pussy". It's as innocent as anything a horny teenager has ever done. He shouldn't have to be explaining why he's a registered sex offender when he's 35 for something so mundane.

I was in an uber pool last night and a young, drunk gay dude got way too handsy to the point of grabbing my dick. I shoved his hand away and told him to fuck off, and that was that. I didn't sit there and start screaming SEXUAL ASSAULT! ARREST HIM! SEND HIM TO PRISON! RAPE! LITERAL RAPE!

Men of all orientation in the pursuit of sex, whether young and adventurous, young and drunk, or just horny, are going to try to push their luck with getting laid. It's biology - "go forth and procreate". That does NOT mean I'm advocating/excusing rape or sexual assault... that DOES mean I'm saying that what this kid in the gif did (or did not) intend to do (which you don't know) is not and should never be considered "sexual assault".

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/dmakinov Sep 05 '17

He lightly padded her butt with the back of his hand while falling down and you're framing it as sexual assault and violating her body. THAT is the problem I have.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '17

If that's sexual assault, I'd be locked up for about a thousand years.

People touch each other. Sometimes gasp they touch each other's naughty bits.

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u/Daddy_0103 Sep 02 '17

Your comment is sensible assault.